KingCorvidae

23 crows in a trench coat he/they commit arson

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

playing deadlock makes me wish there was a competitive multiplayer game where victory is solely dependent on my own performance as opposed to a team's then i realize i'm describing a fighting game so i hop on like balatro or caves of qud

[KingCorvidae @JustDeficient]

it’s so funny how many transphobes are responding to this with some variation of “yes I am a dumb piece of shit” like ya man that’s what I said, it’s not news

[KingCorvidae @JustDeficient]

the argument only really exists because so many people fundamentally don’t view trans women as women. we would never ban tall women from basketball for their “biological advantage”, but people see the word trans and hear the word fake

[KingCorvidae @JustDeficient]

new season jumped me from Brick to Iron let’s gooo

[KingCorvidae @JustDeficient]

the argument only really exists because so many people fundamentally don’t view trans women as women. we would never ban tall women from basketball for their “biological advantage”, but people see the word trans and hear the word fake

[Noah 🔶 @st_noah_of_arc]

Trans women who play in women's sports don't have a meaningful biological advantage but even if they did I wouldn't care. No one says Michael Phelps should be banned from swimming even though he has multiple genetic abnormalities that make him a better swimmer than other people.

[David Klion @DavidKlion]

The big lesson of the Biden years is that you have to prosecute these people. You can’t just move on. You need to make the next generation of grifters and hate mongers scared for their lives.

[Triple Double Cocaine Bear @eyejustkantbro]

Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude

[KingCorvidae @JustDeficient]

whatever you do don’t stop posting, you could be the reason Elon finally does it

[Lady Valerian ☭ @LadyVValerian]

Leftists in Blue States: make sure to vote! This election is important

Leftists in Red States:

[KingCorvidae @JustDeficient]

from this point forward only transgender athletes are allowed to compete in sports

[KingCorvidae @JustDeficient]

Blexas is real, they’re doing this to JD Vance later

[KingCorvidae @JustDeficient]

@horriblelizard genuinely insane that with a little bit more funding from the party we coulda pulled it off down here, we’ll run it back in ‘28!

[KingCorvidae @JustDeficient]

I have accepted that my home state is destined to be the boomer sin eater for the union. I have made peace with this

[J🦑🌅 @SumerianEunuch]

#YouHaveNoIdeaWhatsComing

[Bluekakke 🇭🇹🇭🇹 @Alf954]

Dems in Florida watching the Blue Wave:

[KingCorvidae @JustDeficient]

now that we’re officially in woke 3 am I gonna have to go from he/they -> they/them what’s the protocol here

[KingCorvidae @JustDeficient]

@Jegere_ right? there’s no way it’s profitable to reply to my five like tweet for this ad lmao

[KingCorvidae @JustDeficient]

hypothetically I really enjoy chess, but my online rating is really low which means I exclusively see the most annoying, gimmicky, gambit, nonsense whenever I try to get a game in

[KingCorvidae @JustDeficient]

I recognize this is a skill issue and I should simply memorize the refutations for these openings but I don’t wanna. please god just let me play my boring setup openings in peace so I can slowly choke my opponents to death in the middle game it’s what I was made for.

[KingCorvidae @JustDeficient]

this is lowkey why you gotta treat every conversation like some bizarre fae trap where the goal is to lie as often and successfully as possible without ever saying anything explicitly untrue, it’s a ton of fun.

[🕸 @slutspideyout]

Being autistic means you get taught that lying is bad and you should be kind, and you internalize that, and then for the rest of your life everyone thinks youre a stupid idiot because you dont lie at the right times