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[JustDropTheBeat @JustDropTheBeat]

@Sum41 I can't buy tickets because Ticketmaster's app doesn't fucking work! I've had to verify my identification 5 times and it won't let me past the queue. Fuck Ticketmaster! They need to burn in Hell!!!!

[JustDropTheBeat @JustDropTheBeat]

@jimmyfallon I like complaining about people who complain about people online who are complaining about politicians who are complaining about the protestors complaining about some law that was passed to protect the people who are getting complained against from the complainers.#SorryNotSorry

[JustDropTheBeat @JustDropTheBeat]

@RBC I noticed an unknown charge since May. After being disconnected the first 5 times due to "higher than normal call volumes", this is my 6th time trying the 1-800 number on the back of the card. I've been on hold for more than 2 hours. What else can I do here?

[JustDropTheBeat @JustDropTheBeat]

Picture this
Popsicles on sticks
Put them to your lips
That's a trick
Why not a Whiteclaw alcoholic spritz?
Take a sip
I'm gonna send you to a beach, kick a shin, push you in
I can end your whining real quick

Wanna hear a good joke?
Nobody sweats, nobody gets soaked
#SummerRaps

[JustDropTheBeat @JustDropTheBeat]

Hot sand will make you
Jump Jump
Pinchy crabs will make you
Jump Jump
Seaweed touching your leg will make you
Jump Jump

The beach bunnies are hoppin (hoppin)
I like it when you be like sloppin (sloppin)
That coppertone spf 50
Because you burn easy

#SummerRaps

[JustDropTheBeat @JustDropTheBeat]

Congrats to everybody who managed to score @foofighters tickets for the @taylorhawkins tribute. You are very lucky. Thanks @Ticketmaster for making it easy for scalpers and bots to fuck us all. Assholes.

[JustDropTheBeat @JustDropTheBeat]

Bud Lightyear #AddAWordRuinAMovie

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Thor: Glove-Love and Thunder #AddAWordRuinAMovie

[JustDropTheBeat @JustDropTheBeat]

The Kitty Matrix #AddAWordRuinAMovie

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Monkeybone Pox #AddAWordRuinAMovie

[JustDropTheBeat @JustDropTheBeat]

Thor: Love and Thundercats #AddAWordRuinAMovie

[JustDropTheBeat @JustDropTheBeat]

Had plans, couldn't afford the gas.
#SpringBreakInSixWords

[JustDropTheBeat @JustDropTheBeat]

Bed Bath and Beyond spring cleaning #SpringBreakInSixWords

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No boats, babes, bikinis in Canada #SpringBreakInSixWords

[JustDropTheBeat @JustDropTheBeat]

I still can't feel my face. #SpringBreakInSixWords

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What in the heck just happened?#SpringBreakInSixWords

[JustDropTheBeat @JustDropTheBeat]

Forgetting where I put something, literally right after I put it down. Where's my phone? #MyDumbSuperpower

[JustDropTheBeat @JustDropTheBeat]

Procrastinating. I'll tell you about it later!
#MyDumbSuperpower

[JustDropTheBeat @JustDropTheBeat]

They call me "Mr Smooth" because I am a smoothie master! I can put anything into a smoothie and it will turn out delicious. Am I a master or is it just impossible to make a bad smoothie?#MyDumbSuperpower

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