Eric Spencer

Misanthrope. Marshmallow minion. Hooked on cheese. Bringer of receipts. You say tomater, I zader matermorts.

[Eric Spencer @JustEric]

Founders: We're going to write the Bill of Rights so that no one will ever be dumb enough to misunderstand it.

Left: Challenge accepted.

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

“Bridget you seem more right wing was there a radicalizing event?”

Yes. As a matter of fact there was.

[Eric Spencer @JustEric]

@GovernorShapiro The meme is undefeated.

[Eric Spencer @JustEric]

@ZeldaAGabriel Don't listen to him. Spam is amazing.

[Eric Spencer @JustEric]

@charureadss If we told you the dictionary was banned, would you read it and maybe learn what "banned" means?

[Eric Spencer @JustEric]

@PatinkinMandy @AbdulElSayed "Hello. My name is Mandy Patinkin. You killed my ancestors. Prepare for me to vote for you."

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

> Creates a small free library to protest book bans
> People put Christian books in it
> Checks every day to ban these books and remove them from their library

[Eric Spencer @JustEric]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that reading isn't really helping you in the cognition department.

[charu @charureadss]

I read banned books

[Eric Spencer @JustEric]

@bobbyAIDL @Jlisa42067 @RantyAmyCurtis No, you're not Grok. Grok is artificial intelligence. You're zero intelligence.

[Amy Curtis @RantyAmyCurtis]

That are literally on sale. In a store.

[Eric Spencer @JustEric]

@hasanthehun If you insist.

Turns out you're a garbage human being. And I'm being incredibly generous in using the term, "human being."

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

You guys are openly talking about prosecuting someone who pioneered the electric car.

[Eric Spencer @JustEric]

@ABC "Blistering record heat in Europe."

Or, as the rest of the world calls it, "what Americans set their AC to."

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

@ABC

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

And yet there's still no video evidence of Lindsey Graham acting as gay as this

[Eric Spencer @JustEric]

There are a bunch of reasons why it might matter. Tax laws will be the biggest reason, and the one that applies to pretty much everyone.

Labor laws, contractual restrictions, import/export laws, and national security can also play a role, depending on the job.

I briefly considered moving to Puerto Rico a while back, and because of the customer contracts that govern some of my work, I couldn't. The contracts require the work be done by people in the U.S., and while PR is part of the U.S., due to labor and tax laws, my company (and maybe the contracts?) doesn't see it that way.

The only way for me to make the move was to convert from a U.S. employee to non-U.S., which requires being terminated and rehired (and management didn't seem willing to do that), and my work on those contracts would have to stop.

And that restriction would apply if I wanted to vacation in PR. I could probably do a brief trip with prior approval, which would probably only be granted under certain circumstances, but an extended stay would be out of the question, and working from there without approval would land me in hot water.

[Eric Spencer @JustEric]

Was she approached by ICE, or MIB?

[Gary M @gman5180]

A woman named Patricia Krentcil says ICE harassed her & asked whether she was a U.S. citizen because of her dark tan.
👇👇
“Because I was so tan, they were about to handcuff me… and take me away, God knows where,”

Do you believe her? 🤔

[Amy Curtis @RantyAmyCurtis]

There’s no way that this is true.

[Eric Spencer @JustEric]

@CraftyKristy85 @preposterousbbg They're plenty interested. They lack the funding. How much have you contributed?

[jimtreacher.substack.com @jtLOL]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up. Hang on a second.

Do you really expect me to believe Lindsay Graham was...

What, GAY?!?