DailyThoughts

Saying shit way out of left field since 2001

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Follow me if you enjoy reading shit a normal person would never say

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I used to work at a Blockbuster for a pretty long time, which is pretty much like saying I was a blacksmith at this point.

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Do you guys eat Kale? Fuck Kale, right?... Why is Kale healthy for you. Have you seen Kale, it looks like sick lettuce.

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If you're ever feeling lazy just remember: The Greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill and nobody went to check.

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The Kardashians are so talented!

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All I'm saying is if we were just a little nicer to the Chinese maybe they would let us borrow some of their dragons.

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To the person that just cut me off in traffic. I hope ur favorite book gets made into a movie & the characters are nothing like you imagined

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Why can't I cry under water?