Jay For Jay

His friend abandoned him, but his friend's thoughts remain here

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

Me, my father's parasite

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

Back in the USSR . . . https://t.co/oS4y8m2T1t

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt and/or distorted in its political coverage of your favorite President (me). They are all bad. Winner to receive the FAKE NEWS TROPHY!

[SCAD Savannah Bees @SCAD_SavSports]

Camille Gbaguidi makes it to finals of ITA Regionals. Johanna Webber won the backdraw. Sean Hajdu/Dino Bisignano won the doubles backdraw!

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

@J_pugh96 As I always say, right ain't right #DEMS

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

Play ball? You could say I'm a good dribbler

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

Bedrooms: for showering, shitting, and shacking–not necessarily in that order

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

I prefer the death of young people where their funerals aren't littered with so many relics

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

I want to know what a nipple-less man looks like

[Tim Staley @mcflashcard]

I don't go anywhere in this state without 5 gallons of water.

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

*typo

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

Little is better than the intentional dildo

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

"On this day in 1948, President Truman racially integrated the military. Today, @POTUS bans trans people from serving" – @voxdotcom 🤔

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

If you're going to wet your hands, you might as well wash them. That is to say the intent of an actions is nothing without effect

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

Please waterproof our iPhones for the purpose of sanitation #ToiletTweets

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

Gospel for the gays #Christianity #Jesus #Art

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

Nuclear weapons are powerful; they turn warplanes into hand dryers

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

I fear the truth is that, if I worked for myself I'd have no reason to live, and yet, working for others has me wishing my death #Inversed

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

All that we purchase, we will either touch or digest #consumption

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

@J_pugh96 @lmorillod French silly. I'm in France

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

But it was so hairy, and yet so juicy #peach

[Jay For Jay @JustForJacobP]

Wrinkled like a saggy condom