JustFunnyStuff

I never use sarcasm, ever.
Drier than a really dry thing. Laugh on the inside. A door puns.

[JustFunnyStuff @JustFunnyStuff2]

#IStartedRunningWhen I couldn't remember where I parked my invisible plane

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I found stir fry all over my bed this morning…

I must have been sleep wokking again.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle?

It’s Eeleagle.

[A Dad Influence @gbergan]

Everything Everywhere All at Once is my favorite movie about diapering a baby boy without covering him first.

[Andy F @AyEff]

I saw two people having a sword fight in the middle of the road earlier.
Turns out I was on a duel carriageway
#BadJokeThursday

[Andy F @AyEff]

I was supposed to go to a funeral at 9am, but I declined.
I'm not really a mourning person.
#LunchPun

[JustFunnyStuff @JustFunnyStuff2]

@AgathaChocolats It's more efficient for shepherding sheep.

[✨Ms_Ashhole ✨ @MsAshBash420]

I feel like this has to be true…

[✨Ms_Ashhole ✨ @MsAshBash420]

😂

[lals @Alanascottish]

I keep having a recurring dream where I’m riding a big horse.
That's 5 nights on the trot now.

[lals @Alanascottish]

I've got myself a new job working shifts in a factory making chess sets...I'm on knights next week

[lals @Alanascottish]

My mate Dave went to see his doctor yesterday.

Dave said to the doctor "I applied that haemorrhoid cream you gave me and I got a very nasty reaction."

"Where exactly did you apply it?" the doctor asked.

“On the bus!” said Dave

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

people say 60 is the new 40...

The cop who just pulled me over didnt agree...

[✨Ms_Ashhole ✨ @MsAshBash420]

Sounds about right…

[✨Ms_Ashhole ✨ @MsAshBash420]

A Lumberjack went into a magical Forrest to cut down a tree. Upon arrival, he began to swing at the tree. To which the tree shouted, “wait! I’m a talking tree!”

The lumberjack grinned and said, “and you’ll dialogue”

[진아 @EdgarPoop1]

I identify as whoever's credit card I just found

[JustFunnyStuff @JustFunnyStuff2]

@VitaeArcanum

[✨✨ @EVA24011]

I don’t know if this is just me or not but do you hate it when you go outside and theres like, people?