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I'm the villain in your story

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 BREAKING: Granit Xhaka wants to join Alonso at Chelsea. Deal on. (@FabrizioRomano)

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

Do NOT let that nigga near bart

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

british culture is hearing an ice cream van throughout the whole of winter & then never again during an actual heatwave

[X9 @X9_redux]

Leave it to the French to make something gayer than sucking dick

[the bull @BullOnStandby]

Yo , I am doing my master's there

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

Sensational tweet

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Did this bloke just call us the bloody Kangaroos?!?

[MatLab crashes @memecrashes]

explain what happens to your bank account when you get a brain tumor in the US

[buns 🐰 @desigotdone]

You were saying? You dumb yank cunt

[SpideyDoesStuff @SpideyDoeStuff]

Mamdani at night

[Praise @tufpraise]

Holy shit, Israel stole all the books

[PANDEV🧘‍♂️⚽️ @Cyberjoe19]

THEN FIFA INTERVENED 😂

[Stop The Bollocks with Mirabel @MirabelTweets1]

When are we rioting, lads?

[Omega Ω Luke @OmegaLuke]

By far the best World Cup post I’ve seen yet!

[Terry Flewers @terryflewers]

We could mate

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

He has completed his side quest.

[🇦🇫 @M1L4GR03]

"Wow i just saw a beautiful woman. Let me tweet that i am a nazi pedophile"