Helen O’Nien

Spend a lot of time fisting horses. Vet. Mother. Farmer’s daughter.

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

I keep thinking about the Scary Movie trailer they showed the other night. It was so painfully unfunny that the whole cinema was entirely silent when it finished, as if in shock.

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

Does anyone else get water retention particularly in their ankles and feet. I get it usually if I’ve been flying or in a mega hot country but now apparently a few days of 22 degrees is enough to turn me into jabba the hut

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

Beige on his third day back at work

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump is now sitting back in his chair and dozing off

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

And that was just the nurses!

[Richard @gamray]

Spent fourteen hours in A&E yesterday in the end. Honestly just mind boggling. Alcoholics and junkies being chased down corridors and locking themselves in cupboards, people screaming at each other, one bloke just hunched over a chair farting every ten seconds for two hours.

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

Free him

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

@Beigerevenge Have you watched the YouTube series?

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

Imagine being married to this cunt. Hearing him clunk up the stairs to bed. 🤮 Fucking terrifying

[David Astramskas @redapples]

7’7” Robert Bobroczkyi played the offspring in ALIEN: ROMULUS and Pirate Clark in BACKROOMS

(H/T @WordOfMeowthTCG)

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

@Beigerevenge I really did. I want to go and watch it again as I think I probably missed loads from being so on edge

[Gareth Baines @DrGABaines]

Nicola Sturgeon has updated her pronouns to him/not me

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

Plonking a cardboard box down in the living room and seeing the cats bustle in so excitedly is one of the small joys in life

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

Baffled how he still has a job.

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

A personal message from Head Coach, Tonda Eckert.

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

As someone with THE most horrendous sense of direction, I was anxious from start to finish watching Backrooms. The first time I turned a corner that would have been it for me.

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

Bad night’s sleep. Too much horror film induced anxiety before bed.

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

@Beigerevenge But girl we need to talk Backrooms

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

I have seen Backrooms.

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

Going to see Backrooms tonight

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

Not to sound all gammon here but can the police just take your clothes from you like that??

[Beri🌚 @beri_grizou]

A steward spotted a PSG fan during Arsenal’s trophy parade and immediately seized his PSG shirt 😭💔

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

Danny Dyer needs to stop dyeing his hair, it looks ridiculous

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

@beck1sm2 Just say no, doesn’t work for me.

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

@Beigerevenge

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

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