Quotes

Quotes of shit said around the house, campus, or the world. DM us the worst thing you heard today or the funniest and it might make it on our TL

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“You got shit to do tomorrow?”

“Nah man”

“You tryna drink a beer right now?”

“Yeah man”

#JustHouseThings #4ambeertime

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“I like to climb mountains” #revivaltweet

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“Weed is a confusing spice”

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When someone you just met tells you their name is Luigi and you keep saying you adore them in Spanish after you’re in the middle of an 8 ball, it doesn’t in end some heterosexual shit

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“Look, I haven’t even had sex in July”

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“Bud Light is just wheat-flavored La Croix” - a friend

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“I’m sure you could get it up for tomato soup Bruh”
“...honestly I’m curious? I’m just not at that stage of life anymore”

#CriminalMinds #JustHouseThings

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“ you can missionary deep dive on that bitch”

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#BeanBagSex

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“You’re not cute enough to call yourself slut on twitter bo boo”

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“You got shit to do tomorrow?”

“Nah man”

“You tryna drink a beer right now?”

“Yeah man”

#JustHouseThings #4ambeertime

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“Yesterday I put a piece of spaghetti up my penis while I was cooking, and then I ate it”
- A Guest

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“I ended up in a gangbang once. It was weird” ...

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“I usually ask people to describe their life based on sex categories” “AMATEUR. I’m definitely amateur”

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*I* used to lick a knife and ain’t nobody got turned on like that

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“Don’t worry, it’s from my Otaku days.” “Good for you?”

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“I’m enjoying this hostility inside of me right now”

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“I’m just imagining the idea of lockjaw on my dick”

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If I could have committed a crime I would have already done it

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“Black people like lesbians and fat white women

White people like piss and feet

You have you’re thing we have ours”

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“Yo if I got a ringpop when I came”
“Like every time?”
“Nah just from sex. Every time would be too many ringpops”