Slimin’ Phoenix

Start shit stopper. Earthbender. Your friendly neighborhood Big Nigga. I really just wanna be home right now.

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Fuck having kids.

[Water Technique @CerromeZONE]

Nigga wondering why his cells are yearning for nutrients 😭

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Driving drunk is a violently inconsiderate act.

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Don’t even joke about drunk driving. Just don’t drive drunk. Period.

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

me stepping out of my car after successfully arriving home drunk

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Dating as a big Black nigga, in California, is straight drought city! I miss the South!

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No. Now leave us alone with these twitter circa 2012 ass questions.

[Alex Le Tissier @AlexLeTissier]

Do men actually like big areolas? 🤔💭

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Simone really be sticking tf outta those landings!

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@GlowinToday It’s only like 11 mins more 😂

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Yoooooo. Get her big???? Yes!

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@Jeesa_Jay Oh it’s wildly racist! 😂😂

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Thought we all knew that.

[kimberly. @problemsthots]

AND FRIED CHICKEN BETTER THAN JERK CHICKEN.

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@Jeesa_Jay You’re biased. Y’all eat it for breakfast! Lol

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If next season isn’t pure turmoil, I officially give up.

[Hange Zoë @Jeesa_Jay]

A whole season of story building.

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That’s why no one is proposing to you after you win a gold medal.

[Sydney Colson @SydJColson]

Proposing to me after I win gold?? Baby you’ll never hear from me again! Had to make it about you.

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@JR_Writ3r Absolutely nothing happened.

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This season of House of Dragon did just that…. DRAG ON. This shit was meh.