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AZ 🌵

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

*WW3 starts

Gen alpha and zoomers:

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

180 and 360 be eating yall up.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

LMFAOOO

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax season!

[𝘫𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘰 @imafreakyfrog]

I think this is something a lil more serious than yall think it is. like im not laughing at all

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The US Navy released a photo of WHATTT????

[dolphinwhore @JustLily_]

Cleaning out my babies old clothes and Im crying as I do it bc I still can't believe hes already one 😩

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This is the biggest plot twist video I’ve seen in my life bro 😭😭

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

my job: *offers PTO*
me: *uses PTO*
my job:

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Everyone in New Jersey right now.

[dolphinwhore @JustLily_]

Now I'm just waiting to see if I hear it again and I'm going to be so mad if I don't cuz then I am crazy fr and I do imagine things lol

[dolphinwhore @JustLily_]

I could swear I hear things in our room sometimes but my man says I'm crazy cuz he never hears anything but now I just heard my fridge make a weird "about to fuck up" noise BUT NOW IDK IF I REALLY AM CRAZY OR IF IT REALLY DIID MAKE A SOUND did he gaslight me

[Don Favs @Don_Favs]

Y yo pensando que los que grafiteaban eran los mariguanos de la colonia.

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

LIGHTNING STRIKE KILLS DURING SOCCER GAME IN PERU. 😲‼️

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I hate when people start adding other people to our plans. Cause now I’m not going 😭😭😭

[yoxic @yoxics]

@FearedBuck is that Vector 😭😭

[Global Statistics @Globalstats11]

Respect to the 22-year-old, he still went to shake everyone's hand despite knowing people would reject him.

You can disagree with people, but you should still show respect as we are all human.

This world has come to the point of where if you disagree with me then you must be my enemy.

It is really sad to see.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH THEY'RE SO SPOT ON LMAOOO😭😭😭

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

This is SOOOOO accurate 😭😭😭😭

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

LMFAOOO