IRS: you owe us taxes
Me: how much do I owe?
IRS: you get to figure that out
Me: can I just pay what I want?
IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too
Me: what if I guess wrong?
IRS: jail
Happy tax season!
I could swear I hear things in our room sometimes but my man says I'm crazy cuz he never hears anything but now I just heard my fridge make a weird "about to fuck up" noise BUT NOW IDK IF I REALLY AM CRAZY OR IF IT REALLY DIID MAKE A SOUND did he gaslight me
Respect to the 22-year-old, he still went to shake everyone's hand despite knowing people would reject him.
You can disagree with people, but you should still show respect as we are all human.
This world has come to the point of where if you disagree with me then you must be my enemy.
It is really sad to see.