Just a Little Pizza

This is fucking awesome.

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Fries before guys

all foods before dudes

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cute boys ruin my life i hate them so much that i could punch them

in the mouth

with my mouth

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I'm so done with school.. I just want to stay home, bake christmas cookies, drink some hot chocolate, and cuddle up & watch the snow fall

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becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that

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Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not youre doing anything with your life today

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You text me, I respond in 15 seconds, then apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later I'm still waiting for a response.

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It’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

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i wish i was 1 of those girls who think they are ugly but r really pretty? but instead im 1 of those girls who thinks theyre ugly & is ugly

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“jinkies i lost my glasses!” - velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts

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Roses are white

nightlock is blue

it’s called Catching Fire

not Hunger Games 2

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"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

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*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

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don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just listen to music & stare out the window the entire time

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Getting ignored literally makes my heart sink to the ground.

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r u a cigarette bc u got a hot butt

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*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back"

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do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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do u ever hear something so dumb ur eyes physically roll out of ur head

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“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*

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i want a hot body but i also want to eat junk food why is life so difficult