Luke Johnson

Adventurer.

He/him.

[Luke Johnson @JustLukeJohnson]

Baker to the Vikings. Let's stack that QB room.

[Around The NFL @AroundTheNFL]

Buccaneers' Baker Mayfield sets camp deadline for contract talks, says sides are "not anywhere close"

https://t.co/i9sMZV16cz

[Caolan @CaolanReports]

I’ve been investigating the russian refinery for days now and the story gets darker and darker. The shipments are sent to Siberia, smelted, and sold to the russian company ‘ASK’. This company distributes aluminium directly to Russia’s missile & drone manufacturers.

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Luke Johnson @JustLukeJohnson]

TIT seems to accurately describe the man.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

TRUST IN TRUMP.

"Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!" - President Donald J. Trump. 🇺🇸

[Hidden in Frame @HiddenFrame_]

In "The Odyssey" (2026), Odysseus speaks with a Boston accent, despite being from Ithaca, which is in New York.

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

You'll want to be sitting down for this bit.

Water companies are currently £82.7 billion in debt, have paid themselves £85 billion in dividends, leak over a trillion of litres of water per year, dump sewage for almost 4 million hours per year, have been convicted of over 1,200 criminal acts since 1989 and an average of 35% of your bill goes on nothing but paying more interest and yet more dividends.

And not a single company has ever lost their operating licence. 👇

[Luke Johnson @JustLukeJohnson]

I gotta know how Kayvon reacted to hear Trump talk about Dart's legs after his reaction to @MarcSessler's interview a few years back

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Giants leaders such as Brian Burns, Kayvon Thibodeaux and Jameis Winston all spoke and worked to put it behind them.

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[Luke Johnson @JustLukeJohnson]

@UmActuallyShow Um actually, the Guardians of OA are the leaders of the Green Lantern Corps, not any individual Green Lantern

[Gregg Carlstrom @glcarlstrom]

We are so far into "mad king" territory that the White House may not even bother to clarify whether Trump just confused Oman with Iran or is indeed threatening to bomb Oman

[Ryan Evans @EvansRyan202]

This was literally the most predicted and predictable outcome of a war with Iran. It still stuns me how leaders in Israel, Washington, and Tampa (CENTCOM) almost entirely failed to anticipate this in their plans and the 2nd/3rd order effects

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The French looked at a wheel of cheese and said "yes, but what if our village made it slightly differently?"

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

@thenerve_news Shocked - shocked! - to read ex-head of National Cybersecurity Centre, Ciaran Martin, saying:

‘Senior figures in public life should not make unsubstantiated claims about foreign (especially Russia) hacking against them when something inconvenient comes out’

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Time to end private equity. Visionless, talentless vultures.

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

1/ Hezbollah is using southern Lebanon's densely forested terrain to mount frequent FPV drone attacks on vulnerable Israeli army engineering equipment and logistics. A Russian commentary warns that the IDF is facing the same dangers as the Russian army. ⬇️
https://t.co/Vn5ZXbMZoS

[Luke Johnson @JustLukeJohnson]

ICE vs drunk football fans is going to be hilarious and terrible.

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

@ICEgov & ICE @HSI_HQ will be working with local and federal partners to secure the @FIFAWorldCup.

They will play a pivotal role in combatting human trafficking as well as stopping counterfeit merchandise and counterfeit ticket sales.

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

@ICEgov & ICE @HSI_HQ will be working with local and federal partners to secure the @FIFAWorldCup.

They will play a pivotal role in combatting human trafficking as well as stopping counterfeit merchandise and counterfeit ticket sales.

[theselongwars @theselongwars_]

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

The craziest part?
The wealthy stayed wealthy.
The middle class didn’t get hit.
The sky didn’t fall.

Almost like the panic was always propaganda.

[Luke Johnson @JustLukeJohnson]

@SkySports you do know the @Seahawks are the defending champions, right?