Misterian

Smartass by nature, dumbass by choice.

[Misterian @JustMeBeingIan]

Smoking pot should not disqualify you for a potential job, but having a pot leaf tattoo definitely should.

[Misterian @JustMeBeingIan]

Just wanna offer my condolences to all of Lindsey Graham’s boyfriends

[Misterian @JustMeBeingIan]

@PlayStation Clearly you learned nothing from the failure that was the PSPGO

[Misterian @JustMeBeingIan]

How do I always manage to get sick just in time for the weekend 🤧

[Misterian @JustMeBeingIan]

If your palms get sweaty at just the thought of going 5mph over the speed limit, you need to stay tf out of the left lane!

[Misterian @JustMeBeingIan]

As a welder, I am far more scared of bridges than I am of any sketchy county fair ride.

[Misterian @JustMeBeingIan]

There’s a big difference between speaking like a professional and speaking like a HR manager that I think aspiring politicians would be wise learn the fucking difference

[Misterian @JustMeBeingIan]

The number one question everyone should be asking their representatives who are in favor of this senseless war
“exactly how many of your kids/grandkids are you willing to send?

[Misterian @JustMeBeingIan]

Believing that republicans are anti-war is more pathetic than believing the stripper actually likes you

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

"Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers ... they're not pro life, they're anti woman!" – George Carlin

[Misterian @JustMeBeingIan]

Being a “Schmedium” build makes buying shirts/hoodies a such crapshoot sometimes.

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

US declared war on Iran...

[‏ً @ewedunega]

nobody understands the bond between a boy and the obscure ps2 game he played when he was younger

[Misterian @JustMeBeingIan]

As someone who works a blue collar job.
I’d like to think I’ve got my ear pretty close to the ground when it comes to “the average working American” & I am warning you all now that we will absolutely fucking lose if that hollow suit called Gavin Newsom is the nominee.

[Misterian @JustMeBeingIan]

@thesoypill How well did alienating progressives in order to pander to the center/right work out last time?

[Misterian @JustMeBeingIan]

I wish Jon Stewart would announce he’s running already.

[Misterian @JustMeBeingIan]

Someone wanna let bimbo Bondi know that a booming stock market is NOT an indicator of a healthy economy.
All it does is further prove that the trickle down model is bullshit.

[Misterian @JustMeBeingIan]

@MotorCityLib @deltempestad Takes a whole lot of courage to say something so laughably stupid with so much confidence.

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

amazing thread lol