TommyGreenleaf

the saddest thing about eating is when it's over

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

(https://t.co/U0k83hA62K)

[trin @lovelltrin]

bad news for chocolate chip cookies: i woke up today

[Abraham @gomezilustra]

Los canadienses después que Bad Bunny los nombrara:

[danielle @emodoII]

anyways, fuck ice and fuck donaId trųmp!!! i’m proud of being latina!!! i’m proud of my culture!!!! none of you can take that away from me.

[ZAYNA🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE @HorrorHijabi]

Mi gente Latino 🙏 (I’m Palestinian)

[𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓮𝓷 @LastR0nin]

I remember sliding this mute guy 2 cards while we were playing uno last friendsgiving cause he didn’t sign “uno” when he had one card left.

[lizzy 🐝☀️ @nunyalizness]

@moniithemogul You just proved her point. Imagine doing all that work and your kids still lack reading comprehension skills???

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Overheard at a bar

Guy, flirting: all you gotta do is make a roux, a-

Woman, drunk: I'm not gonna make a fucking roux ok

[ً @cryst6ls]

how it feels to say “girl fuck you” to a man https://t.co/tm2VmNINti

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

“Show us your warrant.”

“Ma’am, you’ve been watching too many movies. We’ll show you the warrant after we’re done.”

🚨 That’s illegal. ICE needs a judicial warrant to enter your home, not just a badge and bad attitude. Don’t open the door.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Mexicans turned the US's racism into art‼️
BRAVO 💐💐💐💐WELL DONE MEXICO 🇲🇽

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them

[plusfiction @plusfictionnn]

me showing charlie kirk my intact jugular artery

[Maiya The Don @maiyathedon]

someone said “he literally just died” like okay and? i been killing you hoes

[Lauren @libralaur]

Charlie Kirk dying took away attention from the lemon bars I baked #Okay

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“he has children” you evil fucks don’t care when the victims ARE children

[⁸𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙚 @33643pts]

You’re not gonna get me with the “no one deserves this” angle because I believe evil people like him should in fact die

[★ @puthyreloaded]

i’m really easy to rage bait bc wtf are you talking about and why are you saying it to me

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Pizza shop tracker showed spike in activity near Pentagon, hinting at officials working late at the government building.

The tracker displayed “DEFCON 1”, signaling that something really serious is happening- highest alert level.

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

Imma shame anybody working for ICE bby.