The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.
It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.
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“Show us your warrant.”
“Ma’am, you’ve been watching too many movies. We’ll show you the warrant after we’re done.”
🚨 That’s illegal. ICE needs a judicial warrant to enter your home, not just a badge and bad attitude. Don’t open the door.
This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them
Pizza shop tracker showed spike in activity near Pentagon, hinting at officials working late at the government building.
The tracker displayed “DEFCON 1”, signaling that something really serious is happening- highest alert level.