Mike Hans

Brilliant, Dastardly Bastard with a Heart of Gold and the Thighs of a Sex Warrior. Currently giving free beer to Philadelphians in need.

[Mike Hans @JustMikeHans]

@nebraskawut Will a 'yes' really work?

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@andyholloway @andyholloway should we attempt to buy low on Andrews after week 1 if we need a TE 1 in our redraft or Dynasty?

[Mike Hans @JustMikeHans]

@andyholloway why do you have Gabe Davis ranked WR #149 in this week's rankings? You know something the rest of us don't?

[Mike Hans @JustMikeHans]

I have saved SO MUCH money and time by using https://t.co/JDBpslzsQ4 to chip away at my Comp Sci degree - years of schooling completed in MONTHS. And now they have scholarships?!? Here's the page link - https://t.co/TR4MGJJCmM #ambassador #sponsored #StudyAmbassador @Studydotcom

[Mike Hans @JustMikeHans]

@KatTimpf I'm a pretty serious democrat, but I subscribe to you and other conservatives. It's not always easy to hear all sides of all the issues, but I continue to try. And I can't be the only one 🙂

[Mike Hans @JustMikeHans]

@lilsmichelle I assume you are allowed to have sex now, Love. So have at it. Only difference with post-coronal coitous is you'll reset back to traditional sex guilt without the additional "I could kill someone with my Covid" sex guilt.

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Check out this sweet article I'm included in @PhillyInquirer - thanks to all who have helped spread my "free beer" message so far! https://t.co/Z4bzeP7NPn

[Mike Hans @JustMikeHans]

Hi All - Gotta postpone Tomorrow's scheduled beer run til next week. But we're on for Tuesday 4/21! I only have a few takers so far - GUYS - find me people who need a beer in Philadelphia! Keep Re-Posting! https://t.co/jUqKXIN5FK

[Mike Hans @JustMikeHans]

A new free beer can delivery in Philly starts tomorrow - check out the event link and re-post! https://t.co/jUqKXIN5FK

[Mike Hans @JustMikeHans]

1st run of free can beer deliveries a success! All who requested received. Next run Tues Afternoon 4/7! For info please check out the FB event page - https://t.co/Qgt4SC6F0P - and RE-POST! I have much beer to give ...

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[Mike Hans @JustMikeHans]

If you could really use a beer right now, and you live in Philadelphia, I will deliver you a cold one. For free. This is real. Share and re-post: https://t.co/0H1uAVeHU5

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@BreeOlson But that kitty Kat tho ... 🙂

[Mike Hans @JustMikeHans]

@de_profundis Gah. I hate you ...

[Mike Hans @JustMikeHans]

I'm watching the parade at home in Philly.

I'm happy. I'm warm.

However ...

I still have this horrible fear that Brady's gonna show up to the parade and pull off the greatest upset in history ... #GMFB

[Mike Hans @JustMikeHans]

@Setoiyo1 I suppose I'm ... not a good person. Sigh.

[Setoiyo- DEBUT COMEDY ALBUM OUT NOW! Peep in bio! @Setoiyo1]

"I want to show her what love is so I can take it away." - @JustMikeHans

*line of the night*

[Mike Hans @JustMikeHans]

Blew off my entire Monday workload just to sit at home and watch @nflnetwork all day #notsorry #GoBirds

[Mike Hans @JustMikeHans]

I'm in.
#SaluteToService

[Mike Hans @JustMikeHans]

I just earned the 'Night Out' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/BU7d8SMlIh