Chinese Misfortunes

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[Chinese Misfortunes @JustMisfortunes]

It's pretty simple when you have zero social skills.

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@ShaziGoalie Hopefully 🧔🏾‍♂️ lose all their money and GTFO of the country

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@Munnaa_Bhaiyaa @Tablesalt13 Remove that Canadian flag from your handle now.

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@Dalit_Tt So you're a cuck.

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@CNviolations Mirror

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@LexiOrtizz @realDonaldTrump Why do people think it's one or the other. You can do BOTH

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@bluegeorgia @realDonaldTrump And now there will be peace.

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@samarkohli Get these fking people including you the fk out.

[Chinese Misfortunes @JustMisfortunes]

@GIFATJO23 @anymanfitness It isn't working lol. Just giving me gut rot and gas

[Chinese Misfortunes @JustMisfortunes]

@InternetH0F He's ready early and his friend arrives early. True friendship

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@bennijin Good work.

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You can't lower it any further. Things are looking up.

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@bruce_barrett They need to read the goddamn room.

[Chinese Misfortunes @JustMisfortunes]

It's the only thing that makes you happy.

[Chinese Misfortunes @JustMisfortunes]

Watering won't help.

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The sad thing is, this won't even be your rock bottom moment.

[Chinese Misfortunes @JustMisfortunes]

You can't help but pick the wrong door every time.

[Chinese Misfortunes @JustMisfortunes]

It's the only thing talking to you.

[Chinese Misfortunes @JustMisfortunes]

We can't rely on "remigration" to fix this issue.

We must use the market against them to get them out. Make it nonviable for them to live and succeed here.

- All their businesses need to be investigated to make sure nobody is working illegally
- All immigration businesses investigated. Books investigated.
- More trucking companies and schools investigated.
- All illegal basement apartments shut down.
- Find out how they got their mortgages.
- Any one of them accepting government grants : Open the books. Investigate

Hit them where they do their business.

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@MikeGillYYC Canada used to have balls and turned around a ship full of them around the turn of the century.