Sarcasm

I'm sarcastic, deal with it.

[Sarcasm @JustMySarcasm]

#DescribeYourBestFriendInOneWord https://t.co/2jBqCqjS4h

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#thingsthatonlyhappeninthemovies https://t.co/yH70c7Xa2h

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#LyricsThatNeverGetOld AAAAAND SHE WIILLLLLLL BE LOOOOOVEEEEEED

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Why I don't text you first https://t.co/SOMlfMDCV9

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Me on the right on New Years https://t.co/ak1znELiBu

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Dear Santa, https://t.co/baxNxn6Gpr

[The Female Book @thefemaleboook]

When someone asks you "can I ask you something?" and you say yes and they take longer than 30seconds to reply

[Sarcasm @JustMySarcasm]

Neeed my hair this long😍😩 https://t.co/eLcIhdp6wG

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me when all the guests and relatives leave https://t.co/LQGy1X6kvd

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Accurate 😂 https://t.co/NiWVTSr6Ha

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It's been 12 years since the Aaron Carter Christmas episode of Lizzie McGuire aired https://t.co/qZruG0PAfW

[The Female Book @thefemaleboook]

"what do you do all day"
"why don't you text back"

me:

[Sarcasm @JustMySarcasm]

#NationalKissASoccerPlayerDay you don't have to ask me twice https://t.co/8SV9yJ5MiI

[The Female Book @thefemaleboook]

when you wanna tell your parents a story but you remember it was all illegal

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KNOWING YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A TEACHER AS HOT AS EZRA #PLLfanProblems

[The Female Book @thefemaleboook]

This is too cute 😍😍

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i always forget guys have armpit hair so when they lift their arms up it always scares me it’s like BAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

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When I talk on the phone at my house https://t.co/FmRWixaBb9

[The Female Book @thefemaleboook]

me when my tweet gets more than two likes