Who, me?

Just a xennial stuck behind a cash register, sharing all the things I wish I could say out loud.

[Who, me? @JustMyVoices]

Today's word of the day: Fuck
Here's how to use it in a sentence:
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fucking fuck fuckers.
#RetailProblems

[Who, me? @JustMyVoices]

#ShowerThoughts

Could conjoined twins run for president against each other?

[Who, me? @JustMyVoices]

Some #managers have no business interacting with actual human beings.

#RetailProblems #CashierProblems #RetailLife

#DearCustomer

[Who, me? @JustMyVoices]

Had to give a math lesson to a #DearCustomer who didn't understand that $21.73 minus $17.75 is $3.98. She was still confused when she left.

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

#dearcustomer
Where in the Bible does it say to leave religious pamphlets in the bathroom stalls?
#retailproblems

[Who, me? @JustMyVoices]

Apparently petting a #dog is a terminable offense now.
#ICallBS
#RetailProblems
#CashierProblems
#RetailLife
#CashierLife
#DogLover

[Who, me? @JustMyVoices]

ATTN CASHIERS:
Does your store/company allow you to have a bottle of water at your register?
#CashierProblems #CashierLife #RetailProblems

[Rosie the Cat @rosiemeowmeow]

#PersonalVictoryIn3Words

Slept all day.

[Who, me? @JustMyVoices]

#DearCustomer
Who TF just walks up to a random cashier and says they're from out of state and, "Y'all don't have any black people here."
???

[Rosie the Cat @rosiemeowmeow]

I love when my human puts warm clothes on the bed for me.
#CatsOfTwitter #cats #cat #LazySunday

[Who, me? @JustMyVoices]

I just made a Twitter account for my cat. 😁
@RosieMeowMeow

[Who, me? @JustMyVoices]

"Boob Money"

It is hot outside.
Sweaty boob money is gross.
Please can you just not?

#Haiku #RetailProblems #CashierProblems #DearCustomer

[(Formerly!) RetailMusings 🇵🇸 @MusingsInRetail]

#DearCustomer: If cashier shuts off their register light & puts up a sign, it means they're CLOSED. Pick another open register & move along

[Inside Retail @dailyretaillife]

@SWilliamBrown33 please tell me this is your idea... #dearcustomer #sotrue #😷

[Who, me? @JustMyVoices]

@retailslavelife My lunch today was extremely questionable free chili cheese dogs from our store's safety team. No sign of food poisoning yet. Wish me luck.

[Who, me? @JustMyVoices]

32 hours til my vacation starts and I get 8 days off!
#RetailLife

[Who, me? @JustMyVoices]

#FirstGifComesUpForYourName
...interesting...?

[Who, me? @JustMyVoices]

Just had to explain to #DearCustomer what "one panel" meant looking at curtains.
#RetailProblems
#CashierProblems
#RetailLife

[Who, me? @JustMyVoices]

HR lady didn't know "hurriedly" was a real word.
#Facepalm #RetailProblems #RetailLife #CashierProblems