mystieB

if it’s not hi then it’s bye

[mystieB @JustMystMe]

worry bout yourself

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

[♡yG♡🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

ignoring shade is so classy... like pls go talk to yourself, you look crazy

[weedy gonzales @WESTSIDEJC_]

People who say “chat” for anything be annoying as hell

[MSIZI 🇿🇦 @msiziworld]

If I get pushed in the pool, I’m not swimming back up , enjoy your murder charge😭

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

one of my biggest faults is that when i ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

If your thumbs look like this stay the fuck away from me and my family

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i miss when bills were none of my fucking business

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

[Ty 🇯🇲 @Tyyrrell]

Idc as a celebrity I would be arguing with y'all too cause who you talking to

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Turn off that gospel music and be a better person in real life.

[henrock @_henrock]

Praying none of yall are unwrapping podcast equipment 🙏🏿

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

There's no word for the rage I feel toward people who corrupt kids to the point where they start acting like this

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

My unpopular opinion / Hot Take : I actually do not desire to see technology advance any further.

[Lupin @lupinxart]

i think having small friendly interactions with strangers is so important for humanity.

[🍀 @_lilboxie_]

I also believe dealing with certain men brings you bad luck 😭