Just Ok Intern

former ok med student. current ok intern. future amazing retiree.

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

I didn’t come here to make friends. I came here to stand silently for 3 hours every morning until it’s my turn to speak, at which point I’ll be interrupted by an adult introducing me to a different adult by another med student’s name

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

Asked my patient if she was sexually active yesterday and she said “not really” so I asked what not really meant and she said “once every 2 weeks or so” …. ummmm I’ll have what she’s having!!

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

What���s good night float how’s your sun protection on this fine evening

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

Tfw you did not product test your new door dash ad near hospitals 😳

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

Attending asks me if I’ve heard of post-ATN diuresing, uh, yeah sir. It happens to me everyday after I have my regular first glass of water of the day at 6pm

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

Interns aren’t scared of July we’re scared of September because we can’t blame our stupidity on July anymore

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

Me writing notes

[Tawanda Nyahuye👨‍💻 @towernter]

Me writing code

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

Clinic is awesome because in the same day you get to sit and do absolutely nothing for 4 hours of no shows and then sprint run panic and throw up when they all come at once :)

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

Not my patient who gets woken up for q4 vitals checks telling me I “should get some rest”

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

Your favorite just ok med student is a just ok intern now, and as an ok intern I can finally say that repleting lytes is exactly as boring as it always looked

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

If I get hit by a car because I’m responding to all my match day texts I still want my long coat for the record

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

Only med students who have lived through the five painstaking days between match Monday and match Friday get me when I say I want to put an ice cube inside my skull

[Trent Thomas ⭔ @trentag0n]

starting a club lmk if you want to join

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

Oh sure when everyone else wears matching separates they’re “loungewear” but when *I* do it they’re “hospital scrubs” 🙄🙄🙄

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

Petitioning NYT to put a required “did you take your medications yet?” checkpoint before the wordle and solving medication noncompliance once and for all

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

My four years of med school have been a chronicle of me standing in exactly the wrong spot, culminating in today when I had the chance to stand in precisely the wrong spot

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

Me trying to write up my research: ugh this is too confusing can’t I just explain it to you
Me presenting my research: ugh I wrote it all out can’t you just read

[Joshua Brown, MD PhD @joshbrownmdphd]

trying to track down the provider
#radiology #radres

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

This is what residency programs mean when they say “a great balance of autonomy and support” https://t.co/4JmLZagBDE

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

Gonna RT this every time I definitely do or definitely don’t and let you guess which it is based on my attitude

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

If you haven’t had this thought then unfortunately you don’t :/

[Just Ok Intern @JustOKMDStudent]

Preparing some questions for my Boston interviews… am I doing this right?