#JustPortlandThings

Today I'm walking my chickens, turning my compost, and going thrift shopping at a store you've never heard of while eating Salt & Straw. Sound familiar?

[#JustPortlandThings @JustPDXThings]

I have #280characters so that means I can tweet a list of my least favorite Portland things.
1. Traffic
2. Kids with fireworks in the Gorge
3. Umbrellas
4. When buildings don't have enough carpet to wipe your feet off (hello? it rains here?)
5. Low quality doughnuts

[Ron Wyden @RonWyden]

I’m monitoring the Portland fire near 75th and Killingsworth. Portland residents in the area: Stay safe and follow @OregonDEQ and @PDXFire for alerts and safety recommendations. https://t.co/UTu8ygj8qN

[#JustPortlandThings @JustPDXThings]

About this whole “snow” thing https://t.co/wWrzf59Z5e

[NWS Portland @NWSPortland]

Hearing about the chance for low-elevation snow on Sunday? There's still some uncertainty in the forecast. Here is our Best Case - Worst Case - More Likely scenarios for Sunday into Monday morning. #orwx #wawx ❄️

[#JustPortlandThings @JustPDXThings]

Perfect weather for our Mardi Gras parade tonigh! #fattuesday https://t.co/tz0wLzlZFm

[#JustPortlandThings @JustPDXThings]

Whoever brought Logan Paul here needs to fess up https://t.co/gEGUuNodGt

[FlyPDX @flypdx]

@DFWAirport @MCO @yvrairport @DENAirport @flyONT @fly_SAV @DallasLoveField @SanDiegoAirport @SeaTacAirport @iflymia @fly_BUR You're right @DFWAirport, we're all over this one. #AirportThrowdown

[#JustPortlandThings @JustPDXThings]

Weed is legal here... https://t.co/cs02IAgi9a

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

The Blazers just hosted the worst game of tic-tac-toe EVER 😂
(via Psychyed/Reddit)

[FlyPDX @flypdx]

We do not expect the government shutdown to impact flights. TSA screeners, FAA air traffic controllers, & CBP officers are considered essential federal employees & will work as normal. Please contact your airline for information specific to your flight. https://t.co/0ykAefTRMh

[Ted Wheeler @tedwheeler]

As one of the most progressive policies of its kind in the nation, this directive ensures @PortlandPolice members will not work with ICE to enforce federal immigration law. Portland 's commitment to being an inclusive, safe, and welcoming city for everyone will not be broken. https://t.co/dtrEVWxlOS

[#JustPortlandThings @JustPDXThings]

Greg Oden https://t.co/SjcAElvbx2

[Michael Dunlap @DunlapSports]

You can go back and give any single athlete a clean bill of health for their career. Who do you choose and why?

[𓇻 @onewaytrips]

“YoU CaN’t puMP yoUr oWn GaS” https://t.co/kztFvuoxzZ

[#JustPortlandThings @JustPDXThings]

Calm cool & collected 🔥 https://t.co/dAGhvy9LvX

[Damian Lillard @Dame_Lillard]

Because I called it at the beginning of the drive 🤷🏽‍♂️... couldn’t believe it lol https://t.co/zXz21UhOdF

[Portland Trail Blazers @trailblazers]

⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️

If this tweet gets 700k RTs, Damian Lillard will be the leading All-Star vote-getter in the entire NBA. #NBAVOTE

1 RT = 1 Vote

[#JustPortlandThings @JustPDXThings]

#RIPCITY #NBAvote https://t.co/1nReRcWmHu

[Portland Trail Blazers @trailblazers]

⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️

If this tweet gets 700k RTs, Damian Lillard will be the leading All-Star vote-getter in the entire NBA. #NBAVOTE

1 RT = 1 Vote

[#JustPortlandThings @JustPDXThings]

I could have guessed this https://t.co/dXtLEHWDQw

[KGW News @KGWNews]

Oregon among most popular states to move to in 2017 https://t.co/P7OXDx80my

[#JustPortlandThings @JustPDXThings]

I
⚪️ Don’t approve
🔘 Approve
#nbavote #damianlillard https://t.co/0JA10PYkMA

[#JustPortlandThings @JustPDXThings]

Yikes... https://t.co/8cOMxMzM1c

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

I’M BACK BITCHES https://t.co/Arigi8oVoK

[#JustPortlandThings @JustPDXThings]

This is really a mood today https://t.co/llu8a1mOm6

[#JustPortlandThings @JustPDXThings]

I’m not upset about this reputation tho 🌲 https://t.co/aAnHbMhPe4

[#JustPortlandThings @JustPDXThings]

I really identify with this... https://t.co/aN8Ty6Yjqt

[Kristytipsen @Kristytipsy]

So they changed the law in Oregon to let people pump their own gas and the Facebook comments on the news story are amazing.