🌻 Alyssa 🌻

[Winnebago Waterways @WinnWaterways]

Our Winnebago Waterways program staff and volunteers surveyed aquatic plants yesterday in Scotts Bay on Lake Butte des Morts. Aquatic plants are important for water quality and habitat. So far, we found over 25 species!

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

Carb-hoe-hydrate

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

Just because I can't make friends, doesn't mean I can't watch an anime where they make lots of friends. It's not like I live through the anime character. Pshhhh

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

I'm better at showing my feelings...

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

Let's play a game called quit being bitches.

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

Caleb just grabbed a Mike hard tangerine from the fridge for breakfast and his only response was, "mimosa."

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

I've never seen someone tuck a hoodie into jeans until today and I never want to see it again

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

Since strangers tend to talk to me and I had to go to Walmart alone I thought I would be fine just wearing my bose headphones....but no. Someone had to have a conversation about my headphones for like 10 minutes. Like excuse me Brian I am wearing these to be antisocial.

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

I walked all the way across conpus to remember I left my headlights on. Walked back... nope I actually turned them off. Big fucking ope

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

Caleb smelled me when I said I needed to shower. When I asked why. He said, "well, you smell like fritos when you need a shower sometimes." Like he is dragging me on a Friday night. RIP

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

When boomers can't understand memes and think you are calling god gay for realzies lol

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

Did I put organic, grass fed ground beef and organic vegetables in hamburger helper? Yes I did. Am i going to hell? Oh yeah

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

Imagine if one day my cat would listen to me when I say, "respect my space." Wow. That sure would be amazing.

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

Yes I'm listening to The Rising Fighting Spirit from Naruto on repeat while I'm taking my exam. You wish you were me

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

My mom pissed me off because she won't back up her phone and then gets mad when she breaks it and i can't get all her stuff back. Im not god

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

If you finish the bottle then you don't have to worry about putting it away when you're done

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

To whoever used the last of the toilet paper,
I HATE YOU!
sincerely, my butthole

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

I got a foot cramp. Maybe i should quit college

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

Ok @ZoelleReinke

[🌻 Alyssa 🌻 @JustPeachy1127]

Sitting on a warm toilet seat in public is gross but sitting on a warm one after your sister is kind of a blessing. Like she did this for me