Sometimes I love that my coworkers are older than me bc I get the privilege of explaining words or phrases used by our students. For example, I just explained "glizzy" & "glizzy gobbler" & also "shitposting" & yesterday I explained what "nut" was in the context of "nutty drawls"
Y'all know that weird squeaky sound a certain type/texture of snow makes when you walk on it? YUCK! 1000/10 would not recommend. I do not like. It makes my teeth hurt and my tummy upset. It's giving styrofoam rubbing together which is actually one of the worst sounds imaginable.
One sure-fire way to get my period, no matter how late I am, is to let myself get my hopes up and take a pregnancy test. Heartbreak. Every. Time. For more than 3 years. Every month for more than 36 months.
I was today years old when I learned (via a Smosh pit Beopardy video from 3yrs ago) that the vine "Two bro's, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay" was made by Mr Anthony Padilla - Co-Founder of Smosh π€¦π»ββοΈ
Bruh ima be honest I am BARELY staying afloat right now. I got a lot going on and I'm trying my best but I need some BIG blessings in my life SOON for real
@_ivyclaire I have an astigmatism and my eye sight is getting really bad year by year. In the mornings or any time I wake up and am not wearing my glasses I have a really bad lazy eye π€£
The human anatomy is a joke. Why are my ears, nose, and throat all connected? Nose and throat - I get it. But why ears? Leave my ears out of this, they didn't do anything.
PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.