Justice Simelane

this is the real me. | 🇿🇦🇸🇿

[EJ @SakaBall1]

Using a gif of guy celebrating a goal against YOUR club in YOUR own stadium to slander Arsenal 😭😭😭😭😭

[Neon @fw_Neon]

Everybody thinks getting high is about escaping reality. The funny part is, sometimes it's the first time all day I actually feel present.

[Dray🍄 @CFCDray]

just hand him 10 of your hotels to manage breh

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

Imagine if I just wore impractical Hulk gloves everywhere I went and then demand that society cater to people who wear Hulk gloves

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.

[Big Sam @KingKomo_]

Expecting me to work at full capacity in August is unrealistic. We’ll circle back in September bro

[La Vieja Guardia @ViejaGuardiaEA]

¿Que jugador de la actualidad posee esta calidad? 🤔

[Mr Elite 🏌🏽✨ @rawchronicles]

I don’t understand why would any athlete get married

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Suspended sentence?!

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Dragons over here will tell you

“You didn’t pay for my hair and you want to see me in it”

Awon olofo!

[𝑶𝑹𝑨🌟 @ora_molokwane]

https://t.co/LpSyhccNs6

[Daddy_Vince ☠️🏴‍☠️ @Khabazela_Khabb]

@Newzroom405 White: Pocketed, embezzled, eskom contractor, misapropriated, channeling bribes etc+ no pictures

Black: Stole, thieve, BEE corruption +pictures

We see you guys.

[Doctor Tom, Esq. @neosovietposter]

He’s right. Act like you’ve been there before

[Liga de Campeones @LigadeCampeones]

️🤤 @Thiago6 🎯

#UCL | @LFC

[Justice Simelane @JustSimelane]

Never failed me

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

btw if you're using the pull out method you're actively trying to get pregnant. stop deceiving yourself

[Justice Simelane @JustSimelane]

Those are solid plans though

[NEMESIS🍃 @CocoAfrica69]

Stoners be like “sorry I’ve already got plans this weekend”

“The weekend:”

[𝗜𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝘄𝗮𝗸𝗼𝗳𝗳 @Ivan_Schwakoff]

Injury robbed us of a all time GREAT!

[εcнσ 🫶🏽 @echoarin]

Thanos won 14 million times but they filmed his only loss….hater energy 😤

[Kiah @UtdKiah]

The dopamine rush I got when this goal went in >>>

[Sizwe Dhlomo @SizweDhlomo]

Bayamulungisa!