Happiness ღ

Just another lame teen wasting their time on the internet.

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Everyone's tweeting "I swear summer lasted like 3 minutes" Bitch Shut Up no It didn't yo ass obviously gotta go back to school u can't count

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If you get pulled over for a DUI, you should get 1 chance to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart w/o falling off. If you can, you're free to go.

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I just need a day off from reality, just a day without people, problems, and all the bullshit that runs through my mind.

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*Get's home sleeps for 4 hours* Me: shit now I gotta do homework sleep late and wake up early tomorrow -.-

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This girl just tweeted "What's Obama's last name?" I almost broke my whole thumb trying to unfollow her...

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The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles:1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck Bitches

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When you're down and feeling powerless, just remember this, a single pubic hair of yours can shut down an entire restaurant.😋

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if you say "pumpkin spice latte" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall

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I'm gonna stop procrastinating.Tomorrow.

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1992: Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood. 2012: He died of thirst.

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*your mama enters ugly contest* judge: sorry no professionals

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Bill Gates: A billi a billi a billiJayZ: Half billi half billi half billiLil Wayne: A milli a milli a milliMe: A dollar a dollar a dollar

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The longest five seconds in anyone's life is waiting to press the "Skip Ad" button on YouTube.

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When I'm loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when I'm quiet, people ask me why don't I talk at ALL. -.-

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"Shit ton" "Shit loud" are my favorite units of measurement.

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That awkward moment when Santa has exactly the same wrapping paper as your parents..... hahaha

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Relationship Status: Never need to lock my phone.

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People: You're so quiet, like you don't talk. Me: I talk, just not to you. BITCH

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Black person:Jeans $200Shirt $100Shoes $160pockets.. $0White PersonJeans $15Shirt $20Shoes $30pockets $5,000

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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.