Samurai Snack

See you in 4-5 “oh yeah woo yeah”s...................................am a him

[clare @sadderlizards]

do you want to move in with me here

[Samurai Snack @JustSomeDude907]

y'all ever crawl out from under your rock once a year?

[Samurai Snack @JustSomeDude907]

Hello is anyone there?

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

2023 is 98% complete.

[Samurai Snack @JustSomeDude907]

Wish I could share a blunt with that ghosty type

[Samurai Snack @JustSomeDude907]

Sometimes I wish I had many bee hives as well as 7000 bats

[Samurai Snack @JustSomeDude907]

If she's not one with the crows I don't want her

[Samurai Snack @JustSomeDude907]

Can't wait to own a house so I can properly worm up my yard

[Samurai Snack @JustSomeDude907]

@slimeerat Probably more like a bronze/green

[Samurai Snack @JustSomeDude907]

When was pemdas just an urban legend that people argue about? Pay attention in math class please

[Samurai Snack @JustSomeDude907]

I stepped on my roommates earring this morning and screamed like an old cartoon

[Samurai Snack @JustSomeDude907]

Are you kitten me
Are you fe-lyin to me
I need answers MEOW

[Samurai Snack @JustSomeDude907]

Want her so bad but I'm inept

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

nice tweets bro are you incapable of love

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

ovulating all by yourself, beautiful?

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

Hormones? I sure hope she does

[Señorita Awesome @boygrrI]

i got every drug right on my drug test

[tater tot @parakeetnebula]

There are 2 great eras in life; life before you learn how figs are made, and life after