The ’90s kicked so much ass.
Pitch: “I have an idea for summer hockey.”
ESPN: “We need summer programming. Arenas are empty. Go on.”
Pitch: “No arena. It’s on the beach.”
ESPN: “Hockey. On a beach.”
Pitch: “Right you are, kemosabe. Teams like the Dawg Pac and Salsa.”
ESPN: “So… a normal rink by the ocean?”
Pitch: “Not exactly. The end boards are ramps.”
ESPN: “I don’t like it.”
Pitch: “Oh.”
ESPN: “I FUCKING LOVE IT.”
I hear lots of conspiracy theorists saying “Lindsey Graham was a healthy man. There’s no way he died naturally from a heart attack!”
Let me remind you what I was doing moments before I kicked the bucket…