ColdBeer42

u smell that?

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

What you know about this shit nephew

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

Celebrating your birthday as a man is gay, who cares Bro

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

You can’t call anyone when you’re drunk and mad at the world when you’re a grown man. That’s gay

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

Everyone I work with is gay and fake

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

Man my homies momma is posting the most heartbreaking shit I’ve seen about him, I can’t even play it cool

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

Crying in front of my new girlfriend, she hasn’t noticed yet or is pretending not too

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

Man

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

You’ll get a girlfriend and then the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in your life with a name like Ally Honeycut will show up in your life

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

How it feels telling a guy that’s 4 years younger than you all your problems

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

My old boss came to hang out and his girlfriend was staring at me so long he tried to play it off in joking manner tonight

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

How do I fix my brain, sneed some esoteric knowledge

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

Life is so cool until it all catches it up with you on a random Saturday afternoon before Easter

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

Probably gonna be me one day if I’m lucky

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

I need to blast some test about this

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

I’ve got too much hair to put up
With these bitches bullshit

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

So close to telling bitches to
Just kill theirselfs to escape the hell scapes they’ve created

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

It’s so fun getting to know women until you really get to knowing women

[ColdBeer42 @JustSt0pBro]

Scheduled my gal bladder removal now my appendix is hurting what da fuck is going on man