𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎...𝓙𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎

❝𝐘...𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧...𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜...𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚...𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧...𝐬𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐫❞ | Personal portrayal | Lewd Alt: @THEWET0NE_

[۟ @sidereumnoxe]

⠀oh, i’m sorry, i promise, i’m doing my best.
i just haven’t learned how to be human as you are yet.

[𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎...𝓙𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎 @JustWaterboy]

Happy um pride..pride month ev....every...one!!!

[L.F MOJITO @tomorrow_echo]

#watermech

[Tony @QuietMour]

I want to pet him too!
#dispatch #watermech #waterboy #fanart

[siye @siyelius]

style study, dude looks like he eats raw peanut butter & chases it with a gallon of milk #dispatch #waterboy

[Katomii (watermech worms) @Katomimir_]

the creature is good at watersports #waterboy #dispatch

[Tony @QuietMour]

They turned out so cute🫦
#dispatch #waterboy #watermech #fanart #robert

[𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎...𝓙𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎 @JustWaterboy]

....oh...i...uh ....so....sorry

[꧁ ༺𝙵𝙻𝙰𝙼𝙴-𝙱𝙰𝙱𝙴༻ ꧂ @FckMechaBitch]

Evening ruined. Was gonna go clubbing but, nope.

[𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎...𝓙𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎 @JustWaterboy]

....hello.... good.... good evening everyone!

[luci 💗 @cinnabarfangs]

flambae would have his own mugshot as his pfp cus he thought he ate that down
i still dont know how i wanna draw him and especially dont know how to draw muscles 😔 #dispatch #flambae

[𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎...𝓙𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎 @JustWaterboy]

[ He's just a steaming mess mumbling something into his hands before moving his hands ]

I r...you already know what I...if ...if you really...mn fi...fine I guess I'll tell you... but we....it 𝙝𝙖𝙨 to be private

[𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻 𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝑰𝑰𝑰 @bestboybeef]

He snickers, hands resting on Herman’s waist.

“We can go somewhere private, of course. I’m not asking you to tell me in front of everyone.”

[𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎...𝓙𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎 @JustWaterboy]

[ he's a steaming mess and hes hiding his face with his hands ]

I..r.. Robert

[ he mumbled ]

[𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻 𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝑰𝑰𝑰 @bestboybeef]

“Please? You want to be my good boy, don’t you?”

He looks up at him with his classic puppy dog eyes.

[𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎...𝓙𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎 @JustWaterboy]

Mn mn n...n...no way rob... Robert us... usually im an open book a p... people pleaser but...but not this this is w...way too much

[𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻 𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝑰𝑰𝑰 @bestboybeef]

“But I like hearing you tell me what you’re thinking. It’s way better than just imagining it.”

[𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎...𝓙𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎 @JustWaterboy]

Nope nope nope mn mn you already know way too much about how I feel and and im sure you you can guess what my thoughts were if if you use that genius gorgeous brain of of yours so ....

[𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻 𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝑰𝑰𝑰 @bestboybeef]

He chuckles, cocking a brow.

“But what if I want to know what you thought?”

[𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎...𝓙𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎 @JustWaterboy]

[ he's steaming and waving his hands]

OOOOOKAY LET... LET'S NOT...UM AHEM LET'S NOT T...TALK ABOUT WHAT THOUGHTS WE HAD WHEN WE FIRST OFFICIALLY MET...

[ His....his thoughts weren't much better.... especially when he recognized who he was ]

[𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻 𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝑰𝑰𝑰 @bestboybeef]

“I fell for you the second I laid eyes on you. I wanted to straddle and kiss you on that couch when we first met. You can’t tell me that you’re not the cutest and most attractive thing ever.”

[𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎...𝓙𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎 @JustWaterboy]

S...s...s..sorry Robert but you're just...wrong about it...

That's definitely you

[𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻 𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝑰𝑰𝑰 @bestboybeef]

“No, that’s you. You’re the cutest and most attractive thing on the planet.”

[𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎...𝓙𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎 @JustWaterboy]

Mn nope nope I'm mn mn

You're the most...the most cute and... attractive and and funny guy like.....ever

[𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻 𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝑰𝑰𝑰 @bestboybeef]

“Oh yeah?”

He chuckles.

“You’re way cuter, though.”

[𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎...𝓙𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎 @JustWaterboy]

I...mn... you're.... you're cute too you know...it...its part of why I get so fl... flustered

[𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻 𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝑰𝑰𝑰 @bestboybeef]

“That’s true. But it’s because you’re cute.”

He snickers.

[𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎...𝓙𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎 @JustWaterboy]

...it...you...I...

[ He's taking a second to think about it before shifting on heels...a small way to calm down a bit. ]

You think ev...everything I do is cute

[𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻 𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝑰𝑰𝑰 @bestboybeef]

He laughs and shakes his head.

“What are you apologizing for? It’s cute!”

[𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎...𝓙𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝓗𝒆𝒓𝒎 @JustWaterboy]

W... I i mean nnnnnnot no.... nothing! It...its just... you're kissing me and and and confirming everything's real.. like.... EVERYTHING... And and i just....

ᴹⁿ...ˢᵒʳʳʸ

[𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻 𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝑰𝑰𝑰 @bestboybeef]

“Man, I barely do anything and you’re steaming…”

He snickers, pulling back to give him some space to cool off.