@adalrifai Grapenuts+ almond milk in the microwave for 1:45, then add honey or maple syrup, and you've got the best breakfast ever. Perfect for girls and badger boys. #MagicTavern
@ErinKeif2 I just got to the episode of HRR where the guys (and your chiropractor) insult your sweatshirt for what feels like hours.... What does it look like? Have you posted it?
@bigmoodenergy I don't know how, but Twitter sent me a push notification for this tweet, so...
Congratulations on revealing your true identity. I hope it feels great to finally take that mask off. :)
@JPsoFLY Hey, don't mean to bug you, but also I'm demanding am immediate answer: When is improv returning to Chicago nights? I'll take my answer off the air. -click-
@JPsoFLY I remember when Big Toothbrush tried to convince us to change our toothbrushes when the colored bristles began to fade. No thanks, I'll get a new one whenever I visit the dentist sometime, nice try.
@adalrifai This has given me a lot to think about. Lemme just rest here on my Casper mattress and think about some quips to come back with. Oh, Hello, Fresh ideas coming!
@DeanteVH bro, your song "No secret" just came on my @spotify Weekly Discovery for the first time.
"I caught their ear and now they biting, I call that Holyfield."
Fire bars man. That whole song slapped