Our 2yo wanted nothing to do with the rice, pork, or asparagus on his plate. What he was really hungry for was the rice, pork, and asparagus off of MY plate.
6 things that are socially acceptable after becoming a parent:
1. Using spit to clean someone's face
2. Picking another person's nose
3. Smelling someone else's butt
4. Eating scraps of leftover food
5. Complaining about being tired
6. Hiding in a closet with snacks