Corylaceae✨

Work in progress || Professional Dilettante || Maverick

[Corylaceae✨ @Just_Haze_]

I needed a minute to just deep it... By God’s good grace, I graduated from The University of Warwick with a BSc (Hons) in Accounting and Finance😭 I couldn’t have done it without the amazing friends and family that supported me. I am incredibly blessed and highly favoured 🙏🏾❤️🎓

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I hate to admit it, but the “hit the gym in the morning and enjoy the rest of your day” people were right.

[Henry Shevlin @dioscuri]

As a teenager reading about the decline of the Ottoman and Habsburg empires, I couldn't understand why they mostly just let it happen. Why not reform urgently, slash the bureaucracy, race to adopt the new technologies?
Much less confused these days.

[g @34rths]

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

[Maya @bukowskiasagirl]

Men be like you are everything I've ever wanted in a woman and then fumble you in the most inconceivable loserish ways

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

Never look like your problems. 🙂‍↕️

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

may you heal so hard you start being creative again.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup on it

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

my fav sex position is actually when i have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When you took the trash out and the forbidden juice splish splashed all over your legs.

[♔ @ladyygala]

a veces me deprime mi trabajo y dsp entro aca y los leo deprimidos por buscar trabajo y entonxes me deprimo por q no hay salida a todo esto

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Do you ever get exhausted by food? Not the food itself, just the endless cycle of deciding what to eat, shopping for it, cooking it, and having to do it all over again every single freaking day.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Can we normalise having people over to play games like Scrabble, Monopoly, Jenga, chess, video games, and cards while we drink and cook?
Not clubbing and definitely not truth or dare!!!!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need some other tech company to invent a necklace or something that disables Meta glasses, because that creepy device has no place in society.

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either doing a million activities or bedrotting There is no in between.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I know I’ll be a very strict parent. I dislike bad behavior so much because I expect you to have sense.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How it feels to explain ur problem to customer support chat bot

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when i accidentally refresh my tl and lose the post i was heavily invested in

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Returning to your hobbies is the best form of healing.
Hobbies are portals to your inner child.

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

No matter if you feel like Rihanna is a bird or not, no woman deserves public embarrassment, all the nasty words should be thrown at HIM , not her