Mike Doto

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

I just blew on a piece of watermelon as if it was hot

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

if I don’t finish a bag of chips in 2 days, it means I’m dead

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

got too many tabs open in my darn brain

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

30 days to complete my list of very specific, time consuming new year resolutions that I forgot about until right this second

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

trying to whisk pancake mix with my left hand got me feeling stupid

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

unable to keep myself from pulling out my own gps in Ubers and staring at it the entire time to make sure they’re going the right way … just realized how concerning that is

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

Can you be fucking nice to him

[toe, lover (my whole body hurts a lot) @carobunga]

Is he stupid or something

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

Change the amount of hand sanitizer that comes out of the automatic dispensers !!!! It’s too much !!!!

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

So, I’m not dating Kaitlyn Dever, Kacey Musgraves, or Yoga with Adrienne. Weird. Life is not going how I thought it would

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

find that mf groundhog and cut that bitch

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

Just honked again.

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

Just honked.

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

My back hurts !!!!

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

But, Your Honor, it was nice out.

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

Easter is cool cause jelly beans

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

the club literally can’t handle me rn

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

sometimes $5 feels cheaper than $3 idk I can’t explain it

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

@maddie_doto holy crap

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

nobody in the world is 29 years old

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

addicted to keeping it trill

[Mike Doto @Just_Like_Mike4]

stop listening to people who don’t even know you