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[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Now Ruto wants you to be part of a “national conversation.” He wants public participation. He wants to hear from you.😂😂

He even said young people will be at the centre of this conversation. Which young people? The ones your administration killed? The ones you and your Interior CS were ready to shoot in the legs? The ones who can’t even freely tell you where you’re going wrong because they’re afraid of being abducted?

Funny how quickly things change. During the height of the 2024 Finance Bill protests, the very people he now wants to engage were also dismissed as criminals. Today, we’re suddenly important enough to be consulted. The irony is impossible to miss. All over sudden Ruto has realized you the people have the POWER🙌🏾

Yesterday’s speech told us everything we needed to know. This man has no plan.
Just fake strength, teleprompters and A million lies🚶🏿‍♀️WANTAM!!

[Crystal Asige @CrystalAsige]

Today everyone’s getting it!

They removed me from the Senate Committee on Roads, Transport & Housing where I champion inclusive transport and mobility, sustainable cities, and accessibility in the built environment for the rights of over 8 million persons with disabilities as provided for in the PWD Act of 2025.

Everyday, I come to this house diligently to do my job, to execute the business of those I was brought here to represent, and I do it well even with a disability.

If this is punishment by the leadership - so be it, but one thing that people ought to know is that God has a knack for turning a bad situation into a glorious occasion! 😉 #VIP

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

That man stood shamelessly and compared us to countries where corruption is punished by death while here it's rewarded with prominent positions,then he had the audacity to ask us to reflect on why we are lagging behind, huyo ni mwendawazimu.

[Call Me Mash 🇰🇪 @Just_Mash_]

@HonMoses_Kuria I believe the band are the MCAs and any other small politician singing his name and for the wives, it's you, ichung, deno, adan, ruks who are fighting for who is going to suck it hard. Boss hatukunyanganyi. Ni yenu. Next year mkue mnaipigania Sugoi bila kujianika kwetu.

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

Ooyo, the PEOPLE are saying it was a farewell speech😂😂😂

[Kiana @NiKiana_tu]

@EricLatiff venye alisema constitution, then anga Singapore, mara Malaysia ,then vision 2030 more than 8 times within 5 mins, nikajua hapa ni Physics Paper 1: Theory

Nilienda kuchemshia paka yangu omena before stima zipotee. 🤪

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

After elections we were called TREASONOUS CRIMINALS

Now elections are here we are called FELLOW KENYANS

And he thinks we've forgotten

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

Can't wait for AFCON, when the entire stadium will be chanting, "Ruto must go!" and the whole of Africa will see that we have the worst president in the region.

[Call Me Mash 🇰🇪 @Just_Mash_]

@alfredarapketer @Mwafreeka I've listened to you pod and your views are valid but I'll be honest with you. Vision ni sawa but kama wewe ni mzembe saa hii, what makes you to be a billionaire in the next 30 years. Ruto needs to handle corruption through hanging then will give him an ear.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Ata kwa soko watu huacha kile wanafanya kuangalia mwendawazimu.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Yvonne: Look at our elected officials happily saying they were offered Ksh10M during Gachagua’s impeachment. In counties like China, corrupt persons end up sentenced to death, here it’s a laughable conversation. What country do we live in?
#CitizenNewsGang @YvonneOkwara

[Call Me Mash 🇰🇪 @Just_Mash_]

When he mentioned China and Vietnam, I expected him to concluded by saying he will punish corrupt politicians as they do. I guess my hopes were to high since he is the chief of corrupt politicians. Ooh well. Its what it is.

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Bro is always talking about the success of Asian countries but always leaves out how they made corruption a crime punishable by death 😂

[26 @Eryr_]

Tumesomewa emergency paper ya pink juu hiyo ingine ilileak mchana.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Ruto’s Special National Address felt so random and forced. You listen carefully, waiting for substance, but there’s no depth, no value, no direction. Just a lot of words that amount to nothing. Pure nonsense

It almost feels like this administration needed something to dominate the headlines because the numbers are down. Total waste of time

Fellow citizens…WANTAM!

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Kesho Gachagua atakua field day mamaye😂

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

Wa mwisho kutoka UDA aamshe Oburu azime stima

[✊🏿 @mutwiriiii]

He explained it, word for word

[Call Me Mash 🇰🇪 @Just_Mash_]

Riggy akisema bibi yako akona mimba, anza tu kununua diaper cause what was that. A whole 40 mins of my life wasted. 🤦‍♂️

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Speaking during a development cooperation conference in Sweden, former CBK Governor Njuguna Ndung'u said Kenya's President has overrun state institutions, leaving officials to comply out of fear.