Joshua W

Just Josh

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and all the humans everywhere died.
but the guy and gal zombies were in love, so its good.

[Joshua W @Just_______Josh]

The search results for "Space Mormons" is extremely underwhelming

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Why is Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 Tennis so hard?

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This is what justice looks like!

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@EthanNMNLam Ya know what? You deserved to catch Covid.

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Why the hell do I need to be 21 to join real life squid game? If I wanna risk my life playing South Korean children's games than that's my business Netflix!

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For whatever reason owning two blankets is the most sure fire way to ruin someone's day. Like friends will walk into my room and have a melt down over my superior bed set up.

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@_fl0ppii Did you sneeze on your keyboard?

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Why do we dream?
Can you yawn and pee at the same time?
Why are there 23 unwrapped legs of chicken in my freezer.

Life's 3 unanswerable questions

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@EthanNMNLam @_fl0ppii Who's to say we haven't already done this twice?

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Have you ever wanted to have a dance off against 4 robots playing various instruments and a mildly attractive blonde man with Michael Jackson, 2 scantily clad women and an Among Us character as your back up dancers?

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@EthanNMNLam @_fl0ppii She's just jealous

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Being high on life sounds like a corny saying until you spend 2 hours laughing at how you burred a can of rice pudding.

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I beat Brian in Wii Sports Club Tennis. I no longer wonder what God feels like.

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Brian of Club Texas is an unstoppable tennis machine.

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Why does Quora have a, "monthly visit limit", I just want to know why Claudius inherited the thrown rather than Hamlet!

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The dude who plays Scrat in Ice Age, looks like the dude who plays Scrat in Ice Age.

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What's with famous twins being born in Arezzo, Italy?

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Who the hell let Guernsey pretend to be a country?

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Happy Mexican Flag Day Bitches!