Chair

Since everyone is following everyone these days, why not follow a chair? You don't think I got some crazy shit going on in my life? Huh? Just wait and see!

[Chair @JustaChair]

Oh yeah, the answer to my hilarious riddle is....drumrolls please....FIRE!

[Chair @JustaChair]

Back from Vegas baby! Guess who sat on my face? Go on guess?...It was Bob Saget man! Yeah you wanna touch me don't ya?

[Chair @JustaChair]

Here's a riddle for you guys: 'Feed me and I'll live, gimme a drink and I'll die'...what am I? Answer is coming when I get back from Vegas!

[Chair @JustaChair]

It's saturday, I'm off to Vegas baby!!

[Chair @JustaChair]

It happened again today: there she was with her fat ass, suffocating the shit outta me....fuck I hate you Christine!

[Chair @JustaChair]

Hmm, my first tweet ever..what could a chair tweet about?? The weather maybe? World politics? Sex? Or maybe the asses that keep me warm..?