Sadboy Bebop

It's okay to not be okay.

[Sadboy Bebop @JustaSquanch]

Life is a dominatrix and I’m her little pig boy

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Hi just want to say a person’s very existence cannot be “against your beliefs.” That is called bigotry. Thanks.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr

GOP: So go to college

W: I can't afford $100K tuition

GOP: Take out loans

W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest

GOP: No one forced you to go to college

W: But you just said—

Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY!

GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut

[Sadboy Bebop @JustaSquanch]

I thought we were making a nice new dish, turned out to just be fancy hamburger helper

[Sadboy Bebop @JustaSquanch]

A diet but it’s just starving yourself all day and then eating half an apple pie and drinking away the pain

[Sadboy Bebop @JustaSquanch]

Friendly reminder to throw away the empty bottles and cans beside your bed between depressive episodes

[Sadboy Bebop @JustaSquanch]

Okay, now hear me out..

✨sad boy summer✨

[Sadboy Bebop @JustaSquanch]

Found out I’ve been wearing my pants wrong my whole life, I will not be taking questions.

[Sadboy Bebop @JustaSquanch]

This is now an anti-pergola account. All my homies hate pergolas

[Sadboy Bebop @JustaSquanch]

Wordle 226 3/6

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First try and I’m absolutely cracked

[Sadboy Bebop @JustaSquanch]

@DanyPolson I read it just to know why he wants to eat my beard so bad

[Sadboy Bebop @JustaSquanch]

@Craig_A_Spencer People in the comments talking about “who goes to the ER for a sore throat?” Have obviously never worked emergency medicine. If I had a nickel for every BS stubbed toe or constipation call I’ve made then I’d be a rich man

[Sadboy Bebop @JustaSquanch]

@sydnebeans @acidfleur Why are we like this?

[Sadboy Bebop @JustaSquanch]

Anyone else stare DIRECTLY into oncoming headlights and then say “damn, those are bright”?

[Sadboy Bebop @JustaSquanch]

The CDC said since I’m boosted I can have games on my phone

[hot garbage 🕷 @lil_ibuprofen_]

vaccinated or not please stop standing so close to me in line

[Sadboy Bebop @JustaSquanch]

Saw a trucker smoking a crack pipe in traffic on i65 today, how’s your Wednesday?

[Sadboy Bebop @JustaSquanch]

10 hours into this 36 hour shift and I’ve only had one patient threaten my life, so I guess it’s going well?