Chima

Just a humble citizen of the internet, spreading joy and laughs through my collection of the weird and wonderful. Expect the unexpected and enjoy the ride

[Chima @JusticeChima3]

@HumansNoContext I saw the same thing too

[Tees & Co @TeesandCo_]

Take ₦15,600 out of your salary to buy our 3-tees bundle🌚🌚.

You will be fine🥹.

[EPIC MASCULINE @EpicMasculine7]

How to Beat M*sturbation Addiction in 2026 (Easily):

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[6lvck @6lvckishandsome]

i’ve decided to update everyone that i just got window blinds 🫠 cus i didn’t expect my last post to go viral.
thank you sm everyone ❤️

[Maikolll @MZora0419]

Puedo reconocer a un adicto a la p0rn0graf1a y la m4sturbación cuando veo uno.

No por lo que dicen...

Sino porque siempre tienen las mismas características visibles:

1. Sus ojos se ven débiles…

[Dammy @OlatunjiAyokan2]

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One of the easiest survey apps to get started with. Mobile-friendly with fast payouts.

[Chima @JusticeChima3]

@instablog9ja Wch means they are paid 380 naira daily
How dem wan take chop

And does minimum wage not include these sweepers too ???

[Iamveektoria.base.eth 🙂‍↔️🌳 ✠ @iamveektoria_]

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It’s a goldmine. Just dive into it in your free time.

[Enigma @0xAdesola]

When I was very broke this helped me👇🏻

Gmail farmer(probably congested now)

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Making 6 figures later from: Outlier, Testio, Alignerr, handshakeAI, Mercor

[Auto Hail @primerelic]

Car brands owned by other car brands

[Tees & Co @TeesandCo_]

Get yourself a set of 3 tees from us. More value for your money☺️.

🏷️₦15,600

[Sigma King @Apollop207]

The things I will do to have a waist like this…

[𝕰𝖓𝖌. 𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐦𝐚𝐞 @OmaeOkara]

This house will cost you from 34m to 40m if you also need landscaping works done.
The biggest question you might be having is who has that kind of money as if hamjaona one mikora ako na taxes zenu hard cash to a tune of 250m kshs. That’s a whole mega jackpot.

Though that doesn’t mean that anybody with that kind of money has to be a thief or is a thief. For instance mimi hapa am planning to build myself such after like 30 years of pure hardwork. My work will be driving across the world and admiring my works.

Fantasies aside what you see here is a normal house but with clay bricks cladding and beautiful landscaping plus imported grass. Hii si ile unangoja ati imee randomly.

You don’t have to invest this huge or small. We have you covered by doing a bespoke one for you.

We are working to incorporate Cx5s in the renders lakini Hatujapata CX5 clients (who want to build) of late. Kwani hamjengi now that naskia hiyo machine iko fuel efficient. Comes with i-stop feature.

Siri ni gani ? People have fuel guzzlers and still on rampage.

[Mayor Of Ekiti @Ekitipikin]

Got home tired, so i let it do the parking itself. 😌

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

He planted one grapevine... Now his entire roof is covered in grapes.

[ωα¢кσ @scally_wacko]

Shop Nike Clogs @swagdepot_ng

[Jedi 🧘‍♂️🏆 @UcPaul3]

Wait oh!
Ojukwu insisted that the last penny of the large sums his father left in swiss banks for him be used before any of the funds of Eastern Region will be touched. £8,000,000 😤
8 fucking million pounds in 1967.

Even after losing all his inheritance in Nigeria.

[Chima @JusticeChima3]

@Imranmuhdz What is our crime
What have we done wrong
How did we get here 😭😭😭

[Chima @JusticeChima3]

@Palermo_seun Before you let ur greed overtake you

Look at this pictures and rethink your decision the day you decide to defend this country's selfish government at every level.

[Chima @JusticeChima3]

@DeeOneAyekooto Look at this pictures and rethink your decision the day you decide to defend this country's selfish government at every level.

[Chima @JusticeChima3]

@Eyeofnigeria Our children have been suffering in the bush for some days now

Look at this pictures and rethink your decision the day you decide to defend this country's selfish government at every level.