Justice Katju

90% of what i say is bullshit, remaining 10% is maha bullshit.

[Justice Katju @JusticeKatju]

Instead of running on treadmill, does looking at a hot girl in gym count as a warm up? #AskingForMyself

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On second thoughts, I am fine with FIR against Amitabh, but not Preity and Madhuri. They are too beautiful after all.

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If at all there should be an FIR against Amitabh Bachchan for endorsing Abhishek and not maggi.

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People are outraging over me eating beef. Have I outraged over you being idiots?

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#RahulInsultsHinduism He has shamed Nehru today. Why doesn't he marry a beautiful girl and settle in Italy?

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How idiotic of people to make fun of Priyanka Gandhi and call her dumb, when she has already proven her worth by being beautiful.

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Sad to see a beautiful woman like Misbah Quadri being denied a flat in India. She is most welcome to stay with me in my house.

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New Stat: 90% of the idiots are Adarsh Liberal.

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Hidden camera found in #FabIndia changing room. Kudos! Like me, they appreciate beauty

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Crowd in anticipation outside @iPoonampandey's house whenever India plays a match. #INDvsBAN

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@GappistanRadio Yeah, but I like his grandson @TusharG for appreciating beauty of women

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Just to clarify. Hate Gandhi only because his wife Kasturba was beautiful.

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I wholeheartedly lend my support to Pakistan, the land of beautiful girls, for tomorrow's match. #IndvsPak #PakWins

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Not concerned about anything else but hope beautiful teachers were not harmed during #DelhiSchoolAttack.

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#RacistCops should be pardoned. Somebody told me their wives are beautiful.

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We Love Emraan Hashmi's beautiful co-stars.

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When I see hashtags like #1DayToMSG trending, I wonder if I erred in underestimating the percentage of idiots in India at just 90%.

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Happy Hug Day to all beautiful women out there.

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Was about to write a blog in defense of Teesta Setalvad, but then I realized she is not beautiful. Plus she is an idiot.

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Now we have 90% idiots in Delhi assembly as well. #AAPSweep #DelhiDecides #KiskiDilli