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[Tyler | The Imaginary Axis @TylerAtTheAxis]

People misunderstand that toons don't have standard "super powers." They operate on a non-standard form of cause and effect. What I'm trying to say is that Sonic is probably faster in a measurable sense, but if he tried to catch the Roadrunner, he'd blow himself up.

[Sigurdur Nordal @essenviews]

Trump mispronounces “cognitive” while demanding tests for presidential candidates: "I mean, you get a guy who gets in there, he's got a good line of crap. He gets in, and all of a sudden, you're stuck with a man who's a moron."

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

Btw he got expedited removal instead of being left to languish for months, and was deported to his home country which is not in the midst of severe economic/civil unrest, and immediately got put in front of cameras to share how he cried for 1 hour.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

*playing Banjo-Kazooie for the kids last night*
Mumbo token: Eekum bokum

Me, 3 year old and 5 year old, in unison: Eekum bokum

[M a n g o マンゴー 🥭 COUNTER WEIGHT @MangoDevourer]

The weirdest shit how this thing translated the fat guy into a more humanly from while Link gets turned into this man made horror beyond compmrehension marionette.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

“I wouldn't wish it on anyone” may be the funniest possible ending to a career spent wishing essentially this exact experience on millions of other people.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

This is actual psychosis.

He learned several months ago that dumb has a B when he told someone his brilliant idea for “dumocrats.” This left him a severe narcissistic injury. So he has constructed, through sheer repetition, an alternate reality where “most people don’t know.”

[🐚Mr.Rigel🐚 (comms open!!) @o_Sexy_Boy_o]

#SplatoonRaiders

oh no

[Colin @IntroSpecktive]

So then change the verbiage from “buy” to “rent” if that’s what you insist we’re actually doing you morons

[milk.wav @WavsofVicfory]

it's kind of genius to reframe the concept of the 2020s suddenly bringing back the original screwball less sardonic & sarcastic incarnation of daffy as decades of experimentation he was forced through with ACME that made him utterly insane

[Deku 🍉 @donko_bonk]

Typa shit mobility weapons have to pull off to win against a meta that checks every mobility weapon

[Lesbian Rod Serling 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇮🇷 @LRSerling]

One controversial yet meaningless opinion i have is that its absolutely possible to play games wrong and many people choose to play games wrong out of stubbornness and pride

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@MTSlive TLDR:

If you steal a 3 dollar sandwich, you get arrested.

But if you steal every bit of art, writing and music on earth, you get declared “too big to fail” and are allowed to write the laws now

[Daily Human i remember you’re @humaniremember0]

PEAK PEAK IS BACK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOAT’S BACK WITH ANOTHER PEAK CHARACTER HOLY SHIT

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I feel like I’m going insane

[Benjamin 🥀 @CaptEef]

Oh man poor Mark. He’s clearly not happy about the Go Pro + AI merger

[Pandemos @ThePandemos]

Wow, look, who could have FOR.
FUCKING.
SEEN.
THIS.

[Vincent le roi des chats 👑😼 @VincentLanies]

@GBC_Press