Justin Haines

My name is Justin Haines. I am a doctor.

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People keep saying to wait for your barber or beautician like we’re never gonna need a hair cut again. If anything, ya’ll are gonna be busy as hell fixing our Flowbee cuts.

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@jessyca__jordan Did your parents control you at 21 years old? These are adults.

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Lamb of God released a pretty tasty new video.

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@JessPeachy07 I haven’t been a funny boy on there in a while, so nobody cares

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I was gonna stay off Facebook til this whole thing blew over, now they’re predicting 18 months, not sure if I can stay off that long. #qualityoflife

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@JessPeachy07 Nobody noticed I deactivated mine. Whatevs

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This may be cheesy, but you know I’m Krafty, I’m an American single so hop on tinder and match me.

Some lyrics to my new album dropping next week.

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I dropped my phone approximately 4 inches in my car at just the right angle to crack it. #pandemicproblems

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I had every intention of going to see @nfrealmusic tomorrow in Pittsburgh but I am still stuck in Alaska due to bad weather. Perception and the Search are the only two albums I have access to. Have a good show.

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@normmacdonald during your show tonight the background turned into a desktop. I found it funny and thought you might too. Great show.

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#fremontstreet

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I drove from Ohio to Nevada over the past 3 days. I listened to 40 CD's on the way and 6 of them were @riseagainst

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I'm moving near Las Vegas next week and don't really know anyone out there. I hope Riff Raff will let me come play with the huskies.

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The Monster app is set up like Tinder.

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I only tweeted 3 times in 2016.

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I wish I could rest this peacefully while I slept.

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I went to Medieval Times tonight and had an idea that needs to happen... Mortal Kombat Dinner Tournament. What do you think @noobde ?

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All I wanted for Christmas was sleep and I didn't get enough.

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@ders808 Or how about when they set the phone down on a flat surface and type with one finger?

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Who invented writing "This" or "So much this" when reposting an article on Facebook? I hate it so bad.