Creationist Translationist

Translating the intellectual laziness and academic vandalism inherent in #YoungEarthCreationism to expose the underlying logical fallacies.

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1979, but your average #YoungEarthCreationist is as misinformed and dangerous as ever.

I can help you #Translate what they're actually saying when they bastardize modern science in favor of dogmatic presuppositions.

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@Olasejoe #Translation

You have no good reason to believe your religious claims.

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@RayComfort

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@journey2heaven2 And don't forget that time an old man lived inside a big fish for 3 days

LOL

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@God_Questioner Earth.

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@ApoloJedi_ Liars for Jesus gotta lie.

Keep lying, loser.

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@Solomonzikel Can donkeys talk?

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@journey2heaven2 Correct.

Hey, remember that time in your Iron Age incest novel when a donkey talked?

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@journey2heaven2 Hey, remember that time Jesus performed an exorcism on a guy, then moved the demons into some pigs, who then drowned themselves in the sea?

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@journey2heaven2

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@Savian_11 @journey2heaven2 What's dumb is believing theres an infinite torture chamber designed for any who are unconvinced that your Iron Age fairy tale is real.

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@1Romans58 Haha you fucking loser

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@RealDavidReece That's dumb as fuck.

You're dumb as fuck.

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@thealex_volk_95 @jeremymbarr A couple

MONTHS!?????

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@Buckeye__Mike @ChrisOgane Your mind

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@pomsrule5 @GruberPaulE991 Cult shit.

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@ApoloJedi_ @TheDemocrats Hahaha you fucking loser

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@davekarr1111 Who will the president be tomorrow?

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@Olasejoe FUCK, that's a stupid take.

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@BeachStoneB

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@Tourniquet9090 OR -- God turned his back on mouth-breathing Republicans.