Creationist Translationist

Translating the intellectual laziness and academic vandalism inherent in #YoungEarthCreationism to expose the underlying logical fallacies.

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1979, but your average #YoungEarthCreationist is as misinformed and dangerous as ever.

I can help you #Translate what they're actually saying when they bastardize modern science in favor of dogmatic presuppositions.

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@1friendofGod2 See: Fossil Record

Comparative Anatomy

Molecular Genetics

The Law of Biogenesis

Vestigial Structures

Literally every field of natural science.

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@WkEdsmat @Mystic_Yishai @LJersey77 God is a mammalian vertebrate with a bad back, hairy nipples and dangling testicles.

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@LJersey77 God didn't create Eve.

Ergo, God wants you to be gay.

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

#Translation

There is no such thing as a Scotsman who doesn't eat haggis.

#NoTrueScotsman

[Unapologetic @Unapologx]

There is no such thing as a gay Christian.

God and sexual sin do not belong together.

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@conservmillen Aborted fetuses go straight to heaven, right?

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@StandswithGod Your'e literally judging all atheists by the cover of one man's book?

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@CristeraAbigail Just say you're no fun at parties.

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@CristeraAbigail Should homosexuality be a crime?

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@StandswithGod Meanwhile, creationists spend their time lying about biology and evolution as a glaring defense mechanism to protect their incest mythology, which includes a talking snake and a taking donkey.

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@dongulling @Jonwatsaiki @EricRSammons What should the penalty be for getting an abortion?

Also, do aborted fetuses go to heaven?

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@StandswithGod

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@allegiantfaith "denies biology" said the creationist...

lol

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@MartinTweats Whats your sample size?

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@heyitkb @MikeBales

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@heyitkb @MikeBales Who won the 2020 presidential election?

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@StevenErtelt Don't aborted fetuses go straight to heaven?

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@ChristIsComing5 @TripWildermuth Aborted fetuses go straight to heaven?

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@ChristIsComing5 Maybe you're in a cult?

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

#Translation

What is the Germ Theory of Disease?

[David Kicinski @David_Kicinski]

@jpvanhoy Evolution through natural selection may be widely accepted among people, but it is also widely not accepted among people too.
Christians are doing what we can to expose the theory for exactly what it is - a theory.

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@exAtheistRCC Stop sending me your bank routing numbers.

[Creationist Translationist @JustinCPorter]

@erap4poor I appreciate your lengthy response and I will take some time to process what it is you are saying.