justin caffier

ok writing @Vice @vulture @theintercept @gizmodo & beyond

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

Made something for everyone who’s not into this whole oligarchy thing. https://t.co/eIYghiCSRu

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

You’re not “ran through,” you’re a “desire path.”

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

@alexadoingstuff @NBCUniversal The way I immediately knew I’d never be going back

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

Only logical conclusion I can draw from the new security theater checkpoint at Citywalk turning me away for my key ring’s whistle is that @NBCUniversal wants women to be less safe walking alone at night?? & I just caught a stray. Weird, needlessly evil policy. Bye 4ever.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

Concrete jungle ratio payload🎶

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

Still can’t believe they let me publish a longform piece that uses You Can See Everything to call out the state of tech journalism.

https://t.co/9YDk1Fisi8

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

We are gonna do that to Chuck tho

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

I used AI to create this short film.

America, you’ve been warned.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

Lmao. Never change, you contrarian king.

[Armond White @3xchair]

Dud of the Week: "You Can See Everything," a mockumentary glorifying felon Elizabeth Holmes and fellow narcissicist filmmakers, perverts truth, justice and class issues for Gen-X media-illiterates. Read how: https://t.co/0gzsRZdAqz @A24 #YouCanSeeEverything

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

Due to thin walls, I’ve been forced to hear the gay couple next door’s 4 yr relationship unravel these past few months. The explosive breakup fight finale’s happening rn. Even knowing I know really nothing about them, it’s hard to not pick a side after enough data points hit you.

[blockhead @sickfatdog]

I like that the movie revealed Nathan still calls it twitter in the face of multiple people who call it x

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

One of the wildest things about You Can See Everything is the amount of people who watched it and are still choosing to die on the hill of Nathan being autistic.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

Kelly Clarkson stans are legit trying to Midsommar that guy. Truly only the sickest remaining on social media.

[TreDoes, Sometimes @TreDoes]

I was a big Public Enemy fan until they started with all this political shit

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

[Salieri voice, looking at colorist Damien Vandercruyssen’s IMDb]
“These were all… one year??”

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

Making things worse by saying “haven’t heard of it” when someone mentions making Forbes 30 Under 30.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

Pissing off a lot of people at this startup expo by asking everyone pitching an AI-backed business (all of them), “ok, but what does it even do?”

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

To be fair, Ed Sheeran can’t help that his view on Palestine skews to the right.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

@memechaotic Another great “chaotic meme” from an account that is definitely not posting undisclosed paid ads.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

@memechaotic Very cool and funny meme, chaotic memes!

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

@robrousseau Being a cishet white male armed forces veteran-turned-criminal who talks like Arthur Morgan is actually boring and woke now, Rob. Get with the times.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

As pumped as I am to see what Matt Damon does when Killing Gawker drops, we all know they’re still eventually gonna need to make a standalone scathing Peter Thiel biopic. So let’s just all agree now that Billy Magnussen is the correct choice for that feature role.