justin caffier

ok writing @Vice @vulture @theintercept @gizmodo & beyond

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

Made something for everyone who’s not into this whole oligarchy thing. https://t.co/eIYghiCSRu

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

@electrolemon Was once talking “deez nuts” w Poppy Liu during a red carpet interview. Her sister was overusing it so the joke had worn thin.

I agreed it was rarely funny anymore “except for the BOFA clause, of course.”

“What’s the BOFA clause?”

“I’m sorry I have to do this to you, Poppy.”

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

I manifested this for us all.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@AdamFriedland I know who you are Adam- duh! Of course I’ll do your show. I love your show- but I definitely won’t be able to top the Chet episode.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

These are the words of a man demanding to be interviewed by Adam Friedland.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

@brandonwenerd Cultural prolapse?

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie (2025)

[JIMMY @yakubbsmonster]

Guy parachuting into Virginia Tech Spring game is stuck on the scoreboard after rough collision. #oops

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

Nothing makes an MBA look worse than the thirst its recruiters send my dormant LinkedIn account twice a month.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

@jeffryhouse You’ll be happy to hear that actually happened even while staying at the hotel.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

The state department prohibits Americans from staying at pretty much every other hotel in Havana.

[Nuseir Yassin @nasdaily]

This was Cuba yesterday. Every Western "liberator" stayed at a 5 star hotel with electricity. They also were just hanging at bars and restaurants or buying souvenirs.

This is not "solidarity". Just call it what it is: virtue signaling.

I was in Cuba by coincidence at the same time. I saw these people and knew it's trouble. So I left a day early.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

@jeffryhouse Sounds way less practical to have 100+ people scattered around a town they aren’t familiar with in various B&Bs than just in one centralized location.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

@IndieGameJoe Truly pathetic and unoriginal ripoff of A Game About Digging a Hole.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

Everyone around the world a few chains links down in command organizing your Signal cabals to do the right thing and stop the beast in its tracks, I salute you. Just hope some of you have enough bravery to reach out to try & coordinate w each other. Make this an international W.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

They’re calling it the most efficient use of time in any Oscars ever.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

“Young guy, very brave, very top. Always top…”

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

Buy the dip on Presidential Medals of Freedom

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

See, if Jeffrey had propositioned Weird Finklestein, on the other hand…

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

@helen Amazing. This was so funny that I genuinely just assumed you were shitposting.

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

Just when you think this Epstein shit can’t go any deeper…

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

“We can’t process your payment.”

I know I’m doing transactions on a level you can’t even fathom, but how would you grow if I spelled everything out for you?

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

It’s going to be an all-time day on here when he or someone else finally takes care of it.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

hang this in the Louvre

[justin caffier @JustinCaffier]

@elivalley @elonmusk It couldn’t though. Hence the tweet you replied to.