Justin Coady

[Justin Coady @JustinCoady]

AP rushed for 31 yards. Thanks a lot Obama.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

7 Times Robert De Niro Said Something That Made It Seem Like He Sleeps In A Sleeping Bag Instead Of A Bed https://t.co/U5AiND9lrc

[Justin Coady @JustinCoady]

Just researching some strangers. #InadvertentPoke

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Tony Romo Practicing For First Time Since Surgery To Remove Ovarian Cyst http://t.co/v8Zn2aWonJ

[Justin Coady @JustinCoady]

@ZanBan3000 You shouldn't know that...

[Justin Coady @JustinCoady]

@hirandale What did you buy at Costco today?

[liz anne @ZanBan3000]

@JustinCoady @jrd3030 https://t.co/filTX43aAp

[The Onion @TheOnion]

In Focus: Pet Owner Not Bothering To Neuter Loser Cat http://t.co/HINyH8quAR

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study: Men Who Are Nice To Women May Be ‘Benevolent Sexists’ http://t.co/ddjF3akqlW #WhatDoYouThink?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Once-Loyal Enabler Betrays Man By Suggesting Therapy http://t.co/8VCA5uQipM

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Suddenly Regretting Asking To Be Taken Seriously By Peers http://t.co/1vlKpCA96v

[Justin Coady @JustinCoady]

@TheLemondReport #BetterLateThan...OhNeverMind

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Just found my audition tape for American Sniper. https://t.co/BUkBISt0Nu

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks http://t.co/kgRykFMCNU

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study Links Drinking While Pregnant To Being At Kid Rock Concert http://t.co/Zy6jpb5Ko0 #OurAnnualYear

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

You can tell Charles Manson really loves his fiancée by the way he hasn’t murdered her.

[Justin Coady @JustinCoady]

@PitchPerfect 2 is coming soon, and right now you can watch the full trailer on ellentube! http://t.co/HCgaLuwxee @ZanBan3000 @jrd3030

[Justin Coady @JustinCoady]

@ZanBan3000 @jrd3030 http://t.co/8SrDFATrxJ”