Justin Couchot

Big Design Boy, M.D. I like making and breaking things. Senior UX Designer at STACK CT.

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@AskAtlassian I am the board admin. I guess I'll read this doc.

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@Jira I've spent too much time trying to figure this out, a little help would be appreciated. What are these green bars on the right of some of our subtasks?

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@marcbetts In Savannah I used to shop at the Save-A-Lot. The parking lot was two rows of 8 spaces each and you had to park in the closest row otherwise your cart seized up.

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@TheFantasticIan STOP KILLING THEM

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@sara__betts I type in exactly 1 min 51 seconds for popcorn on mine because the popcorn button burns it.

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@marcbetts @sara__betts You can't? Figure it out Betts

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@marcbetts If it's a hive, local beekeepers will usually come and relocate the colony for free.

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@bbyspoon Haha I see you also got the natorps fall mailer

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@LordOfNettles @marcbetts Dang was gonna draw you guys a picture on a whiteboard to explain but Calvin beat me to it

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@sara__betts They actually have giant (and I mean giant) tongues that go all the way around their brains to dampen the impact while they're pecking. I had a sapsucker in my garden last year and looked all into it!

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@LordOfNettles RIP

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@marcbetts Big yikes

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@marcbetts Was it me

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Was a little concerned at this bar because I smell a bit like mud, but then this dude walked in who clearly just got off a shrimp boat or something and now I'm fine.

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I always forget how much I love the band the Police until they come on the radio and I know every word.

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If I go to Canada without a passport what happens? Am I trapped there?

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Just saw a girl kill two bottles of wine in tree time it took me to finish a lobster roll and honestly I'm amazed.

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I got lasik nearly a year ago and sometimes I still get surprised at the detail I see in the world.

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@marcbetts Was gonna say fake boston but lase beat me

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@sara__betts @LordOfNettles He is (don't tell my dead body)

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How do people sit at a coffee shop all day to work? I've been here for 3 hours, had two pots of black tea and feel like I can see through the walls.