TheWorldIsAVampire

Boosh supremacy.

[TheWorldIsAVampire @JustinDarkness2]

@UberFacts The Royal family

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

This is very short & very clear & even better than I thought it would be. Read. https://t.co/RtF9AvINFx

[Dr. Henry Rose @thehankrose]

My 6-month-old kid looked at me, tears in their eyes and baby food all over their face and said, “Why isn’t everyone transgender, daddy?” I hugged them tight and said, “Because of Joe Rogan and Elon Musk, honey.”

Then we cried for hours until we got distracted by Paw Patrol.

[TheWorldIsAVampire @JustinDarkness2]

Song of the day:
This Charming Man by The Smiths

[TheWorldIsAVampire @JustinDarkness2]

Song of the day:
She's in parties by The Bauhaus

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

'Tory Neil Parish' is an anagram of 'parties hornily'. The clues were all there.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“I’m not queer I just think they’re really hot” -someone 2 months from being queer

[TheWorldIsAVampire @JustinDarkness2]

@NicholasFerroni Heads down, thumbs up is what we always called it.

[TheWorldIsAVampire @JustinDarkness2]

Song of the day:
Tears of a Star by Super Heroines

[TheWorldIsAVampire @JustinDarkness2]

@ARogueDisciple @TheReligiouslie Did you end up going back to Christianity?

[TheWorldIsAVampire @JustinDarkness2]

Ben Shapiro being an Elon Musk fanboy is just what I need right now.

[TheWorldIsAVampire @JustinDarkness2]

@ArleneDickinson Thank you.

[TheWorldIsAVampire @JustinDarkness2]

@C_Kavanagh Oh come on, Lex is cringe but that's why we love him.

[TheWorldIsAVampire @JustinDarkness2]

@lexfridman So very relatable.

[TheWorldIsAVampire @JustinDarkness2]

Song of the day:
Underneath the Stars by The Cure

[TheWorldIsAVampire @JustinDarkness2]

@UberFacts That checks out.

[wolf alex @gothtacular]

'landlord' and 'landlady' are needlessly gendered words. pls be more inclusive by using 'landbastard' instead

[TheWorldIsAVampire @JustinDarkness2]

@elonmusk Oh no. Of all the memes. Suggesting that the right has not moved since 2008 is unreasonable. Elon, don't fall into this trap.

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Be sillyrious.