Justin Dwyer

I wear my scars like the rings on a pimp.

[Justin Dwyer @JustinDwyer]

@atmosphere drops new #Whenever album is a fantastic excuse for a Friday joyride with my wing man Pac-Man and not come back until we’ve heard it all.

[Justin Dwyer @JustinDwyer]

Two things my amputated leg and @SECOfficiating have in common, we both have Technology to help us but mine works better. #AUBvsUGA

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@atmosphere I agree with Slug, i’ve had the privilege of meeting Ant several times after shows over the years and he’s always just cruising the sidewalks after shows without a care in the world. #AntIsMySpiritAnimal

[Justin Dwyer @JustinDwyer]

Jamaican scotch bonnet! The heat was kicking my butt and I forgot to add the full name.

[Justin Dwyer @JustinDwyer]

@bonappetit burger seasoned with some homegrown dehydrated and crushed Jamaican pepper flakes. #StumpLife

[Justin Dwyer @JustinDwyer]

Honestly, still in awe that a dear friend went out of their way to get me an authentic Emmett Smith jersey for my birthday. Lucky number 22 for my birthday on the 22nd. #GoGators! @EmmittSmith22

[Justin Dwyer @JustinDwyer]

@atmosphere I could use a birthday present! Still hope to see you crush it in Denver

[Justin Dwyer @JustinDwyer]

@atmosphere Hopefully I can fly back to my birthplace to see you guys again! You guys are playing on my birthday that week.

[Justin Dwyer @JustinDwyer]

@ballsberg @TrueFactsStated “Have you ever seen a motherfucker’s.....LIP SWEAT”?! - Dave Chappell

[Justin Dwyer @JustinDwyer]

The only thing @realDonaldTrump won’t be able to grab by the _____ is the #USWNT World Cup Trophy! Congratulations you amazing and inspirational woman!!! #WorldCupfinal 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Justin Dwyer @JustinDwyer]

@bobbybones I would have waxed you on the latest trivia, this would have been you handing over $80

[Justin Dwyer @JustinDwyer]

@AlachuaSheriff are the best of the best! To the ACSO I chatted with today, thank you for your hospitality. #StumpLife. (Ask around, Springhill Publix, drives a police SUV. Great guy)! ♿️

[Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne]

what straignt men wanted in 1979: women who like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain

what straight men want in 2019: must be ten times hotter than me but NOT know it. can fit entire meatball sub in mouth but NOT in a slutty way. SIZE TWO. LOVES sex but is a VIRGIN.

[Justin Dwyer @JustinDwyer]

@Bitmoji What are the chances you guys could try and incorporate a prosthetic leg/arm option to your characters? #StumpLife

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Thanks again for coming “down, down, down in Gainesville” and hanging with someone who truly wears their scars like the ring on a pimp. @atmosphere

[Justin Dwyer @JustinDwyer]

@atmosphere See you there. Let’s make party!

[Justin Dwyer @JustinDwyer]

Watching this #NYGvsATL game is like watching two different walls of paint trying to see which one can dry the quickest. 😴 @BleacherReport

[Justin Dwyer @JustinDwyer]

Happy birthday Slug, look forward to making party with you in Gainesville, FL soon! Let me know if you need a solid food recommendation after the show!

[Justin Dwyer @JustinDwyer]

@TMobile #WompWomp

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Colorado has free standing @Walmart gas stations, without a store in sight. Never seen that before 🤔