Justin Frames

Up-and-coming chef and blogger. Former personal chef for the Canadian Football League. Hobbies include: cooking, writing, blogging, and music

[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

I want to #cook again... To the #Amish, this is a #woman's #job... So many #recipes in my #head... #HAMmerAndKalesNotHammerAndNails

[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

#Just saw @BrotherFANNYD's #DoubleDeckerDipEP is on #youtube! #CantBelieve I #missed that! #HatingThisAmishThang

http://t.co/DQJj50TIS3

[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

#Idk how much #longer I can take this... #Life is #TooHard... I #hope and #pray #BreakingAmish can get me #out of here... #AmishLife #SaveMe

[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

I #just saw some guy #pissing on the #Constitution and #DeclarationOfIndependence. All he would say was that his #middle name is #Hussein...

[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

As a #result, my #fantastic #recipe #blog, #KeepOnCookin, will #SADLY be #OnHiatus. I #apologize to my #fans and the #culinary world. #SORRY

[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

My #former #lawyer is now #suing me as well for #PastDue #payments. #Lost my #house, #traded my #car in for an #old van. Im a #broken man

[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

#Unfortunately, I was unable to #pay my #lawyer. After that, I #lost my #lawsuit with a #certain #TravelChannel #star who #cannot be #named.

[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

Some of you have been #wondering where all my #great new #tweets and #recipes are. #Well, I am now #homeless, and #staying with some #Amish.

[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

#OhMyGod! There's #semen on this #mouse! #FuckinGross #PublicCumputers #HomelessJerkStation

[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

Had to #walk #15Miles just to find a #house around here with #wifi to #steal! Where the #hell am I?! #AmishCountry #BarnRaiser #NeedMyFix

[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

@HeyIts_Steve337 Its #PrettyCool, but no #phone, #internet, or #car! It's kinda like that #TimAllen/#KirstieAlley #movie! #ForRicherOrPoorer

[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

@HeyIts_Steve337 Hey Steve, been staying with some #Amish the past few days. Saw 1 of them using a #computer at the #library! #BlackMailStay

[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

#LongTimeNoSee twitter! #Finally #LoggedOn at the #BloomfieldTownshipPublicLibrary again... Things aren't going good... #ImFuckinHomeless

[epicurious @epicurious]

Your Childhood Fantasy: Whiskey Lucky Charms Ice Cream Sandwich w/ Maple Flapjack Cookies: http://t.co/ufLt0pCW4G

[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

I #think I would #rather have the #before than the #after! Whos with me on this? #HubbaHubba #MoreCushionForThePushin
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[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

#AnotherDay but not another #dollar! I #wish I could get #paid for my #CommunityService, but then I guess it wouldnt be a #punishment. #LMAO

[Tim White @TimWhite1960]

@JoshuaBlack2014 @PBPointman @xAmericanPridex @gretchenhook @bigfootdrud @JustinFrames Thanks for the follow.

[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

@_bradystockwell I'll #nail it just like I would #Palin, if I had the #chance! #BoyHowdy! What a #babe! #HotCons #CILF #MILF #ImpalinPalin

[Justin Frames @JustinFrames]

@DominicScott I #believe it would be one #compound, #hyphenated word -- Hood-rat