Justin G. Till

Lawyer/prosecutor. Politicker. Fmr librarian.

[Justin G. Till @JustinGTill]

He’s seen one up close.

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#honk

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It’s just not great news that being a Republican anymore requires you to be so functionally retarded that you’re equal parts angry and scared all the time.

[Nick’s Right Podcast @nicksrightpod]

Breaking news out of Tyler Texas!

#breakingnews #news #foxnews #tylertx #texas

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Game 7 🫡

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The issue is that sucking Donald Trump’s taint as often and as publicly as possible is still the only way to win an R primary or runoff these days so you just have to keep doing it even when he’s endorsed your opponent. What a way to live your life.

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New friend in the backyard.

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Three planes have taken off from the Ward County airport in the last ten minutes. The upper class must know something the rest of us don’t. Suspicious.

[Justin G. Till @JustinGTill]

My local school district canceled classes at all campuses today because George Strait playing in Lubbock got us all turned upside down.

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Hell yeah

[Houston Police @houstonpolice]

Artemis II splashdown. Congratulations NASA. We are SPACE CITY U.S.A. 🇺🇸

[Justin G. Till @JustinGTill]

Listened to OA in the birthright citizenship case while attempting to die in bed this morning (minor illness). When you get right down to it, it’s quite difficult to convince a gang of judges that the constitution doesn’t mean what it says.

[Justin G. Till @JustinGTill]

Godspeed, Artemis II.

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Pretty funny. The lege doesn’t get to hide behind the federal judiciary on such things anymore but that’s ok they just pitch sloppy legislation to the executive department, with its multiple independently elected office holders, and let them cat fight over the details on Twitter.

[Attorney General Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX]

Kelly Hancock is a Never Trumper and an incompetent loser who's an embarrassment to the position of Chief Clerk that he holds.

To protect Texans' tax dollars, I am officially calling for Governor Abbott to immediately replace him with the person Texans actually voted for to be Comptroller, Don Huffines.

Kelly Hancock was rejected by Texans because he failed to do his job. He failed to take me down during impeachment, and his career is over.

It's time for him to be fired.

[Justin G. Till @JustinGTill]

She’ll be forever memorialized in this “per my last email” responses to certain of my opposing counsel.

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My best buddy and goofiest sidekick for sixteen years left us today. Rest easy, Chainsaw.

[Justin G. Till @JustinGTill]

Forget having an exit strategy we ain’t got an entry strategy.

[Jonathan Karl @jonkarl]

Pres Trump told me tonight the US had identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but they were killed in the initial attack.

"The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates," Trump told me. "It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead."

[Justin G. Till @JustinGTill]

Yall know how goddam tired of this we are?

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Tony Gonzales needs to resign and end his reelection campaign.

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It’s real cool living in a time when the dumbest person in the room dictates state policy.

[Tony Ortiz (Current Revolt) @CurrentRevolt]

A question about chemtrails is brought up. Part of the audience cheers.

Miller: says we really need to look at this. There’s a lot of stuff out there on the Internet. I don’t know if I believe all of it but maybe some of it. Says it kind of stems from cloud seeding and it’s something that’s been done since the 1940s.

Sheets: “I’m going to work on getting it banned” and cites 65% of bees have died.

[Justin G. Till @JustinGTill]

Imagine watching a halftime show with a hundred Latina baddies out on the field and being mad about it.

[Justin G. Till @JustinGTill]

Boo hoo

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

ICE officials are reportedly worried that, if the senate requires ICE agents to unmask and wear identification, 75% of the agents will quit rather than be ostracised for the rest of their lives by family, friends, employers, and society.